Dr Welsh's warning to members

[babyguppy]

LOL​

Don’t masturbate with Christmas ornaments doctor warns amid spike in seasonal injuries​

Dr. Welsh warns that inserting candy canes and other confections can cause infections.Jam Press
According to data by the UK’s National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, there were 13,213 cases in which people aged 25-64 inserting “decorating items” in their bodies in 2021 alone, Jam Press reported.

Go figure: Experts attributed the use of these festive foreign objects to “autoeroticism,” which Merriam Webster Dictionary defines as the “sexual gratification obtained solely through stimulation by oneself of one’s own body.”

It’s not just Yuletide baubles that have been found in peculiar orifices. Last fall, a randy Michigan got six kidney beans lodged in his urethra during a bizarre attempt at sexual gratification — known in the medical community as “sounding.” Meanwhile, in September, a 27-year-old man in India had to be hospitalized after allegedly shoving a deodorant canister up his butt, where it remained for three weeks before doctors removed it.

Don’t masturbate with Christmas ornaments doctor warns amid spike in seasonal injuries

 

[kcbird]

Thanks for the reminder.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

"Randy from Michigan" needs to put a small hole into his urethra behind the lodged kidney beans, pack in a few grains of FFFg black powder, then light it off with a slow-match and fire the beans out through the tip... Come on Randy, don't be a pussy... Put some clay birds on the kitchen table 5 feet away and record how it patterns...

 

[TXAZ]

Gee, never would have thought of that. What an incredible pubic service announcement.
Thank you Dr. W.

 

[Im2bent]

Or swizzle sticks.

 

[OkieMike]

Aww, come on!

It isn't Christmas if I can't use a candy cane on the Mrs. in some vulgar way.

(Mmm... So minty)

Mike