AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO>
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed
a
> little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
> dice.
>
>
>
> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm
> completely nude'.
>
>
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
> Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>
>
>
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES! YES!
> I WON, I WON!'
>
>
>
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
> clothes and quickly departed.
>
>
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed
a
> little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
> dice.
>
>
>
> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm
> completely nude'.
>
>
>
> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
> Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>
>
>
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES! YES!
> I WON, I WON!'
>
>
>
> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
> clothes and quickly departed.
>
>
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.
