everyones favorite curtain rod maker

[fdkay]

passed away today

Gaston Glock, inventor of namesake gun, dead at 94

Gaston Glock, the reclusive Austrian developer behind the namesake firearm that was popular among police officers and rappers, has died at the age of 94.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Maggot]

They may go bang every time but they just dont feel comfortable in my hand.

RIP

 

[Moe Ron]

Compared to John Browning he’s…..

Talk amongst yourselves.

“Ok Boomer” is not a valid response.

 

[cas6969]

Compared to John Browning he’s…..

A good knife and shovel maker.

 

[iceng]

Horse breeder ?

 

[Pbgt]

you'all shut your whore mouths, try putting your 1911 in the dishwasher....

 

[Moe Ron]

It’s y’all you fuckin’ yankee

 

[Im2bent]

Unless you're from pennsyltucky then it's youns

 

[The D]

Compared to John Browning he’s…..

Talk amongst yourselves.

“Ok Boomer” is not a valid response.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

"Popular amongst police officers and rappers" may be the funniest shit fox news has ever written.

 

[Moe Ron]

you'all shut your whore mouths, try putting your 1911 in the dishwasher....

I bet some 1911s have been in way worse than a dishwasher

 

[cas6969]

^ She's cute. When she jumps you can almost see her penis.

 

[Moe Ron]

BTW my dishwasher rather enjoys a 1911 in her.

 

[Moe Ron]

Horse breeder ?

 

[ggmanning]

I would be happy to shoot one but the grip angle is wrong for me. Unless I shoot one regularly they are natural point of aim high fof me every time. I just prefer the grip angle of...wait for it.... a 1911...... or CZ etc.

 

[theLBC]

at least he got a new wife to enjoy in his later years.

 

[Maggot]

I bet some 1911s have been in way worse than a dishwasher

Like two world wars and a couple of conflicts. Like Timex, "Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin."

Or as the man said..."From my cold, dead, hands."

 

[Maggot]

BTW my dishwasher rather enjoys a 1911 in her.

I see what you did there. Its sick, but its the Hide.

 

[Maggot]

I would be happy to shoot one but the grip angle is wrong for me. Unless I shoot one regularly they are natural point of aim high fof me every time. I just prefer the grip angle of...wait for it.... a 1911...... or CZ etc.

I never found a semi that fit my hand like a 1911 until I picked up a Walther PDP. Bought one and lovei it. Will accept many red dots it you wat them but very accurate as is. I had been wanting to try some USPSA but 45 is too damn expensive, this could be my ticket..

 

[Moe Ron]

Yes, well, her only disappointment in the 1911 is the limited rounds. She always asks me to use the extended magazine.

 

[Moe Ron]

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Einreb is German for what?

 

[AngryKoala]

Grip safeties are gay.

 

[The D]

Einreb is German for what?

Free shit

 

[The D]

Grip safeties are gay.

Your gay motherfucker

 

[kenny1773]

To the Glock haters (the gun not the man), sorry you never learned how to shoot

 

[Moe Ron]

Grip safeties are gay.

That’s why it’s called cocked and locked

 

[AngryKoala]

Your gay motherfucker

If I am the fucker of mothers, then how can I be gay? Transmoms? Would it be less gay?


Also

"You're"

 

[The D]

If I am the fucker of mothers, then how can I be gay. Transmoms? Would it be less gay?


Also

"You're"

Anything with you involved is gayer than the most gay thing in the multiverse

 

[Moe Ron]

If I am the fucker of mothers, then how can I be gay? Transmoms? Would it be less gay?


Also

"You're"

Keep your mother out of my yard and I’ll keep my yard out of your mother.

 

[AngryKoala]

Anything with you involved is gayer than the most gay thing in the multiverse

So I would have to be gayer than my own self in a never ending contest to outdo my own gayness?

Shits about to get really gay.

 

[AngryKoala]

Keep your mother out of my yard and I’ll keep my yard out of your mother.

I'm sure she likes scissoring....proceed.

 

[6.5SH]

at least he got a new wife to enjoy in his later years.

Although he did have to invent this after he did:

US Patent Application for TREATMENT OF VAGINITIS Patent Application (Application #20170136060 issued May 18, 2017) - Justia Patents Search

Treatment of vaginal mycoses, bacterial vaginoses, and other forms of the vaginitis (inflammation of the vagina) by clinoptilolite having a particle size of between 0.2 and 10 μm. Clinoptilolite, when used externally, is effective in the treatment of these vaginal disorders in mammals and...

patents.justia.com

 

[The D]

So I would have to be gayer than my own self in a never ending contest to outdo my own gayness?

Shits about to get really gay.

How many levels of a gay inception train can you handle being run on you?

 

[Zoomie]

According to Fox;

"U.S. soldiers found toppled Iraqi President Saddam Hussein hiding with a Glock in a hole in the ground in 2003. He told them it wasn't for protection because the mud made it inoperable. Instead, he was using it as both a drinking glass and a measuring cup, since the plastic made it much more suitable for those purposes. SFOD-D also suspected he was using it as a fleshlight, but that rumor remains unsubstantiated".

 

[The D]

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Look closer…

 

[Maggot]

So I would have to be gayer than my own self in a never ending contest to outdo my own gayness?

Shits about to get really gay.

Who let the cat out of the box?

 

[AngryKoala]

How many levels of a gay inception train can you handle being run on you?

What does $20 get me?

 

[Maggot]

What does $20 get me?

With Bidenconomy, a quick sniff.

 

[AngryKoala]

With Bidenconomy, a quick sniff.

No no no, sniffs are always government subsidized under president potatoe.

 

[Moe Ron]

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Nein, ich mag kostenlosen Scheiß lieber

 

[Maggot]

Nein, ich mag kostenlosen Scheiß lieber

Sppeak "Murican' please.

 

[6.5SH]

Sppeak "Murican' please.

 

[Maggot]

'fo'

 

[ggmanning]

Well that went Bear Pit in a hurry.

 

[The D]

What does $20 get me?

That might buy me enough peach schnapps and strawberry fields wine coolers for me to start to understand how gay you are

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Curtain rods… I thought was a Reference to a Mannlicher-Carcano?

Back and to the left…. Repeat…

Sirhr

 

[AngryKoala]

That might buy me enough peach schnapps and strawberry fields wine coolers for me to start to understand how gay you are

Have to add white claws while sitting on a traffic cone to gain full understanding.

 

[TriggerJerk!]

It’s y’all you fuckin’ yankee

Thank you.

 

[plong]

Unless you're from pennsyltucky then it's youns

That would be yinz, kind sir…!

 

[PatMiles]

...try putting your 1911 in the dishwasher....

Tell me, why would I want to do that?