"You look like a fucking Mexican with a 3 piece couch in your truck bed."
"I have no fucking idea where that LMT upper and 5k rounds of ammo you sent to my house went."
" I'm more of a Meowth, myself."
" Hey Grrrrrrllllll, whats up?"
" I don't care what happens to you. Just don't fuck up my couch."
" Wheres my big titty wife at? What day is today anyways?"
"Ive never really visited the Orient before. Other than those 3 asian chicks."
" Im too drunk. You're in charge of my Tinder profile."
"Try not to die".
" We call his girlfriend Snacks."
"You faggots can't hit this glow stick."
" I'm leaving town tomorrow ladies, so I'm on clearance right now!"
"The cat wants more ham."
"Maybe I should start dating white girls."
"Because. The Reasons."
" That chick looks like a playing card". (This was a response to a women who thought she was hot by having a sleeve tattoo on her left arm and a sleeve tattoo on her entire right leg)
" I would have died and gone to Heaven and would just be like, fucking Brandon did this!"
" Put your arm in the blood pressure machine. I need a picture of a healthy blood pressure."
"You actually have to hit the target, peasant."
"Im telling you. It tastes better with this $600 steak knife."
"Here, throw this flashbang at him while hes in the porta potty."
"You look like a budget Mia Khalifa"
" Is something important and life changing going on? Otherwise, why are you on your fucking phone while I'm up here talking to you?"
" So nobody says shit about me being 2x faster than everyone and perfectly clearing these drills in the dark. But someone throws an airsoft grenade at me and that shits on YouTube."
"Nevermind. She's poor."
"That's fucking Fobbitt Camp."
"Here, drink this BANG! before heading to bed."
"Did you know about this machine gun on the floor?"
"FOB Couch! FOOOOOOBBB Couch!"
"Off to the garage to drink!"
"I have no fucking idea where that LMT upper and 5k rounds of ammo you sent to my house went."
" I'm more of a Meowth, myself."
" Hey Grrrrrrllllll, whats up?"
" I don't care what happens to you. Just don't fuck up my couch."
" Wheres my big titty wife at? What day is today anyways?"
"Ive never really visited the Orient before. Other than those 3 asian chicks."
" Im too drunk. You're in charge of my Tinder profile."
"Try not to die".
" We call his girlfriend Snacks."
"You faggots can't hit this glow stick."
" I'm leaving town tomorrow ladies, so I'm on clearance right now!"
"The cat wants more ham."
"Maybe I should start dating white girls."
"Because. The Reasons."
" That chick looks like a playing card". (This was a response to a women who thought she was hot by having a sleeve tattoo on her left arm and a sleeve tattoo on her entire right leg)
" I would have died and gone to Heaven and would just be like, fucking Brandon did this!"
" Put your arm in the blood pressure machine. I need a picture of a healthy blood pressure."
"You actually have to hit the target, peasant."
"Im telling you. It tastes better with this $600 steak knife."
"Here, throw this flashbang at him while hes in the porta potty."
"You look like a budget Mia Khalifa"
" Is something important and life changing going on? Otherwise, why are you on your fucking phone while I'm up here talking to you?"
" So nobody says shit about me being 2x faster than everyone and perfectly clearing these drills in the dark. But someone throws an airsoft grenade at me and that shits on YouTube."
"Nevermind. She's poor."
"That's fucking Fobbitt Camp."
"Here, drink this BANG! before heading to bed."
"Did you know about this machine gun on the floor?"
"FOB Couch! FOOOOOOBBB Couch!"
"Off to the garage to drink!"
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