Well, it kinda does. Apparently things are so good in California, the only thing one state legislator has to worry about is a disposable straw...
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...-straw-without-request-crime-report-says.html
6 months in jail and a $1000 fine for being helpful.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...-straw-without-request-crime-report-says.html
6 months in jail and a $1000 fine for being helpful.
