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Maggie’s For $450 Nordstrom will sell you jeans with fake mud on them!

#3
So I have a proposal for any Hipsters, lumbersexuals or suburban laborer-poseurs out there who might be looking to save some money...

You give me $350. I'll give you a pair of amazing work jeans that have REAL grease and mud on them. I wore them myself and can attest that they are really dirty jeans. Honestly dirtied.

AND, as a free bonus, I'll have you do REAL farm work for a day here at Schloss Nitrocellulose to get them dirty to 'your' specifications. The Farm work is no charge! I'll give you a list of things to do, all involving grubbing in mud and dirt and grease. And you won't have to pay me a thing! The day of honest dirty farm work is included with the price of the jeans.

Line forms on the left.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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#4
And hell if the women are into these jeans I could hook em up with a pair for $50 bucks with real DNA on em . For another 20 I'll put it on their chins .
 
#6
Saw this on the news. I also remember the fake mud decals for trucks.
The news stated that "the idea was drawn from a belief that people wanted to connect with the working class" that the "working class were being acknowledged with these"
Let's see. I don't think the working class are buying $450 jeans no matter what is on them. Also the working class make their own dirty jeans (as also stated by sirh).
I will sale some of mine. No extra charge for ripped pocket or hole in the crotch. Those are the real comfortable ones.
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
So I have a proposal for any Hipsters, lumbersexuals or suburban laborer-poseurs out there who might be looking to save some money...

You give me $350. I'll give you a pair of amazing work jeans that have REAL grease and mud on them. I wore them myself and can attest that they are really dirty jeans. Honestly dirtied.

AND, as a free bonus, I'll have you do REAL farm work for a day here at Schloss Nitrocellulose to get them dirty to 'your' specifications. The Farm work is no charge! I'll give you a list of things to do, all involving grubbing in mud and dirt and grease. And you won't have to pay me a thing! The day of honest dirty farm work is included with the price of the jeans.

Line forms on the left.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Market them under the buzz word "True Work" jeans.
Those assfingers eat up buzz words.

R
 
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Yeah, this is almost as retarded as the pre-ripped up jeans that were so popular a few years ago. Plain retarded! My wife would KILL me if I tried to wear a pair of my jeans from work at the ranch or the oilfield anywhere but work. WTF is wrong with people that they even want to wear dirty looking clothes? I wish that the people that are willing and able to purchase a pair of $450 dirty jeans would buy a pair of my (or other working class guys) work jeans so I could put more food on my table. Then they'd get authenticity AND help out some of the folks that they're wanting to imitate. More of the retarded rich people trading money with other retarded rich people. Guaranteed the makers and the buyers are left-wing Dems. No wonder they lost the election and continue to lose ground politically.


 
#15
Woops, just realized this was a two year old post! Good news is, they now have these pants with fake paint on them, in stock now!

Just heard about this, so I looked at the website. They are sold out.

Also, this from the Nordstrom website:

PRPS

PRPS is a luxury denim brand launched in 2002 by founder and creative director Donwan Harrell, whose philosophy is that authenticity is priority number one. The brand is renowned for its immaculate attention to detail and aspires to deliver perfect jeans, tees and more to the most discerning denim enthusiast. PRPS uses Japanese and Zimbabwean cotton and expert construction to create the finest products possible.


The cognitive dissonance must be crippling. Or at least it would be for any sane person. It's really just sad.
 
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2ndamendfan said:
How does one go about finding a thread that is over 2 years without a post? That is some serious searching for something.
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Easy. You see it posted on another forum as current. Search SH so you don't start a duplicate thread because god knows you will get slammed for that. Find thread. Post. Voila.
 
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CavScout85 said:
Easy. You see it posted on another forum as current. Search SH so you don't start a duplicate thread because god knows you will get slammed for that. Find thread. Post. Voila.
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We only tease the ones we love. Or so I tell my wife.
Getting slammed is a right of passage here. If you can get the HMFIC to do it you have arrived.:ROFLMAO:
 
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I cannot for the life of me figure out why someone would pay more something that is artificially beat up.

sirhrmechanic said:
Can't make this stuff up... the hipster a**-pirates are shelling out $450 for jeans that look like... my jeans.

$450! For new jeans with fake mud on them.
Here's an idea, Hipster knob-gobblers. Get a job. Wear jeans to the job. Get mud on jeans. Wear like a man.

What idiots...
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#21
Bring them britches to my farm... As the kids today would say " My nigga it been raining like 3 weeks now dog I gotcha mud right da fuck here boy" and I'm betting they were made in Bangladesh.
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
So I have a proposal for any Hipsters, lumbersexuals or suburban laborer-poseurs out there who might be looking to save some money...

You give me $350. I'll give you a pair of amazing work jeans that have REAL grease and mud on them. I wore them myself and can attest that they are really dirty jeans. Honestly dirtied.

AND, as a free bonus, I'll have you do REAL farm work for a day here at Schloss Nitrocellulose to get them dirty to 'your' specifications. The Farm work is no charge! I'll give you a list of things to do, all involving grubbing in mud and dirt and grease. And you won't have to pay me a thing! The day of honest dirty farm work is included with the price of the jeans.

Line forms on the left.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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I dont fit the profile in your offer, and dont need your dirtied clothes. I have plenty of my own.

I'll pay my own way to your farm, bring enough ammo for both of us, and put in a hard days work just for an opportunity to shoot some of the firearms in your arsenal...
 
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