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Maggie’s For all those ladies over 40 ~ THIS IS PRICELESS!

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  • Jun 19, 2004
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    In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

    60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

    As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an ex pe nsive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.. Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those me n who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

    Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
     
    Re: For all those ladies over 40 ~ THIS IS PRICELESS!

    While smiling through all the harrassment, a former co worker was questioned why he dated women considerably older than himself,

    His reply was...

    They don't tell,
    They don't smell,
    AND THEY'RE GREATFUL AS HELL!
     
    Re: For all those ladies over 40 ~ THIS IS PRICELESS!

    Halfnutz: Your friend almost got it right...that is a quote from Mark Twain. Only, old Sam Clemens used the word "swell", not smell.
     
    Re: For all those ladies over 40 ~ THIS IS PRICELESS!

    So ol' Sam liked um older too!
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    Re: For all those ladies over 40 ~ THIS IS PRICELESS!

    well im only 25, and ill still take the 22yr old. thank you very much.
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    Re: For all those ladies over 40 ~ THIS IS PRICELESS!

    Wow, Only Five more years and i get to watch the shows that i want. Can't wait.
     
    Re: For all those ladies over 40 ~ THIS IS PRICELESS!

    A younger woman is growing, learning, understanding where her place is. Sometimes the guy acts as childish as the girl and no one is in control. Hense, batty women.