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Free Captain Kick-Ass From the Ban Hammer Thread

shankster..

shankster..

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#1
Please state what you think Captain Kick-Ass must do to get back in Lowlight's good graces.

I think Captain Kick-Ass should have to dress up as Lady Gaga and give Lowlight a couch dance while lip-syncing "Poker Face".

He already did "Telephone":


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#3
Re: Free Captain Kick-Ass From the Ban Hammer Thread

LOL! Just how many times has he been banned?
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#4
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I missed the banning.
What did he do this time? </div></div>

CKA says it was because he unfriended Frank on Facebook..

This is CKA's 10th banning. LOL.
 
#5
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
CKA says it was because be unfriended Frank on Facebook..

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LMAO!
 
#6
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL! Just how many times has he been banned?
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not as many as you SHOULD have.

piss your diapers lately?
 
#7
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think Captain Kick-Ass should have to dress up as Lady Gaga and give Lowlight a couch dance while lip-syncing "Poker Face".

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"Just Dance". Better possibilty for showing off his moves.
 
#11
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That wouldnt be fair...Then Frank would have to unban Shaggy, Wil, Goldie and that bunch.....no telling where THAT might lead....best to leave well enough alone.
 
#12
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cleaner</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That wouldnt be fair...Then Frank would have to unban Shaggy, Wil, Goldie and that bunch.....no telling where THAT might lead....best to leave well enough alone. </div></div>

Did Shaggy, Wil, Goldie, and the bunch wrong you in some way?
 
#14
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Okay, somebody come up with the "Free CKA" shirt, charge $20 each and give half to the Wounded Warriors Project and let them sell. I'd be in for it. It's worth the $20 for a conversation starter shirt. A picture of him behind bars with the Promethius would be a hit. Mixed drink and stogie in hand while dumping charges, priceless
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#15
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Armed Ferret</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL! Just how many times has he been banned?
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not as many as you SHOULD have.

piss your diapers lately? </div></div>

You beat me to it.
 
#19
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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<span style="font-weight: bold">Epic. </span>
 
#20
Re: Free Captain Kick-Ass From the Ban Hammer Thread

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cleaner</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That wouldnt be fair...Then Frank would have to unban Shaggy, Wil, Goldie and that bunch.....no telling where THAT might lead....best to leave well enough alone. </div></div>

Did Shaggy, Wil, Goldie, and the bunch wrong you in some way? </div></div>

not only that, but they were banned way before 05/22/10 when you joined...just saying
 
#21
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cleaner</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That wouldnt be fair...Then Frank would have to unban Shaggy, Wil, Goldie and that bunch.....no telling where THAT might lead....best to leave well enough alone. </div></div>

Been lurking long?
 
#22
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Not bad for a first post
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#23
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dave_</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Not bad for a first post
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And most likely last.
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#24
Re: Free Captain Kick-Ass From the Ban Hammer Thread

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Cleaner</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That wouldnt be fair...Then Frank would have to unban Shaggy, Wil, Goldie and that bunch.....no telling where THAT might lead....best to leave well enough alone. </div></div>


Who the fuck are you? Did I wrong you in some former life, or are you just talkin' shit?
 
#25
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Reminds me of when I was a caddy at a country club in NH as a lad. All kinds of politics among the royals that lowly peasant serfs like myself could only scratch my head over.

Supposedly new posters with encycolpedic knowledge of members, banned before their own memberships began, and amazingly biting first posts by people with surprisingly deep knowledge of the heirarchy here...

I think I'll stick to carrying the clubs and watching out for exactly where the ball goes into the woods...
 
#26
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>

Somebody's got a new IP.
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#27
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>Somebody's got a new IP.
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</div></div>Pay no attention to the big man behind the curtain!
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#28
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dave_</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Not bad for a first post
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And most likely last.
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Back to your hole, troll.


Free CKA! he kept us laughing.... he shall be missed.
 
#33
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Reminds me of when I was a caddy at a country club in NH as a lad. All kinds of politics among the royals that lowly peasant serfs like myself could only scratch my head over.

Supposedly new posters with encycolpedic knowledge of members, banned before their own memberships began, and amazingly biting first posts by people with surprisingly deep knowledge of the heirarchy here...

I think I'll stick to carrying the clubs and watching out for exactly where the ball goes into the woods... </div></div>

exact reason i just watch and dont participate in these kind of cases
 
#34
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This is the best first post EVER!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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#36
Re: Free Captain Kick-Ass From the Ban Hammer Thread

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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After reading this through for the last couple days I only have one question:

Who the fuck are you that you think you can come here and shit in our house for your first post? Do you know Frank on that level that you can put that up and no one will say anything. Fuck That! So, who are you?

Ah, I feel better for doing that. It's a matter of principle, and loyalty to people who I know on a personal level(even if it was through once a year meetings where we got together as Hide members to compete, have fun, share some food and hang out bullshitting)

Now if you are a past member from way back, then I can understand because I may know you from here, but as for now, I will not recant my original question in it's current animosity.
 
#38
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Ok this guy is funny, who is this guy behind the curtain?
 
#39
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Ok this guy is funny, who is this guy behind the curtain?</div></div>

It's someone who needs GIF making lessons.
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#40
Re: Free Captain Kick-Ass From the Ban Hammer Thread

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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such hate....
 
#42
Re: Free Captain Kick-Ass From the Ban Hammer Thread

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Pure gold. LOL.
 
#43
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This is why Captain Kick-Ass was banned:


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#45
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God answered Frank's prayers:


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#47
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The Greatest Second and Last Post Ever!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AlphaMikeFoxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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#48
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There was a time when Sniper's Hide was more than source for marital counseling, employment advice, relationship guidance, or "what automobile should I buy", or "why does my mom want me to move out of her basement" or any other bullshit your local Starbucks coffee lumper could confirm for you.

When the Hide becomes a place that people congratulate Lazy21 and Maser for having kids.... this place has lost it's way. And Captain Kick-Ass is banned? WTF?
 
#49
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There was a time when Sniper's Hide was more than source for marital counseling, employment advice, relationship guidance, or "what automobile should I buy", or "why does my mom want me to move out of her basement" or any other bullshit your local Starbucks coffee lumper could confirm for you.

When the Hide becomes a place that people congratulate Lazy21 and Maser for having kids.... this place has lost it's way. And Captain Kick-Ass is banned? WTF?
</div></div>

Well said Sir...well said.
 
#50
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shankster said:
There was a time when Sniper's Hide was more than source for marital counseling, employment advice, relationship guidance, or "what automobile should I buy", or "why does my mom want me to move out of her basement" or any other bullshit your local Starbucks coffee lumper could confirm for you.

When the Hide becomes a place that people congratulate Lazy21 and Maser for having kids.... this place has lost it's way. And Captain Kick-Ass is banned? WTF?


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