Sittin her in rhe Er dropped a piece of metal on my pinky n think the tear in the bottom with the thing stickin out is compound fracture . Funny shit until buddy pointed out " you're probably not shootin for a bit . Fuck . Weak hand pistol time .
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Dang man.
Hope they give you a digital block quick. Kills the pain, lets you keep your brain working.
Hope they give you a digital block quick. Kills the pain, lets you keep your brain working.
tape that fucker to a popsicle stick or your ring finger and shoot conceal gun matches. Or, shoot rifles. Trigger hand shouldn't do shit except give the trigger finger something to hang off anyway .
Good luck on the finger. Hope it's fixate without traction.
Good luck on the finger. Hope it's fixate without traction.
Pinky sticking out now? Don't worry, you'll be just like your bud.
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Kick'em when they're up, kick'em when they're down. Hope it's not serious and a speedy recovery to you.
Kick'em when they're up, kick'em when they're down. Hope it's not serious and a speedy recovery to you.
Thar was the first comment. When in doubt pinkies out.Pinky sticking out now? Don't worry, you'll be just like your bud.
Kick'em when they're up, kick'em when they're down. Hope it's not serious and a speedy recovery to you.
ive worked in the defense industry......i know full well we use that excuse when its something embarrassing.....
you were trying to hold up an air tank to pretend it was your dick, and you smacked you finger when it fell and you tried to catch it......didnt you?
So he should be glad it’s his pinky not his winky? In that case not shooting for a while takes on a whole new meaning.
Truly amazing. A guy posts he broke a finger, 18 posts later it's his pinky, dinky, advice how to set it, classified information, get wells, a rabbit and a son of a bitch.
Better than ANY tavern I've been in. Next rounds on me.
Better than ANY tavern I've been in. Next rounds on me.
youre right....unike Alphas pinky....we dont want this thread getting out of hand.
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Pruning shears, smoldering coal pile and your shooting tomorrow.
Just love that oh shit moment when you know you’ve done a good one before the pain comes? Well versed in the new framing ax blues at full swing and would imagine yours is no better. Least you’ve got a good excuse to pass on the dishes at home for a piece and hope your better soon. Good bourbon helps.......just sayin.
not denying the dick acting though?
Not compound fracture but broken . Quite a bit straighter now . They were gonna glue the blow out but I suggested not because the open wound will prevent pressure build up and finger doing the sausage thing . Fuckin A Doctor agreed . Told to follow up with orthopede . Top took the impact on right hand pinky actually sprayed blood on left hand .
That’s gonna be fun fishing for keys if your right handed and hopefully you don’t work out of a tool belt?
Thanks for the well wishes but honestly expected more ball bustin. . Maybe someday I'll rate A1j level ball bustin but thwn again there were no propane tanks involved
Not an air tank, nor a pro-pain tank... What variety of metallic object did it's bidding on the the 5th phalanges?
Does Maser know yet that you busted his stink plug?
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