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fpgt72

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vince gill wrote part of this song about George Jones on his john deere....

First she hid my glasses
Because she knows that I can't see
She said you ain't going nowhere boy
Til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there's a party going on down here
Well she might have took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere

 

sirhrmechanic

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In case anyone is thinking about buying from Prazi... whatever they are... they are touting their Presidential Award and saying "Finally Joe is cutting all the crap from the last 4 years." Delusional...
prazi crap.jpg


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    If it was my back patio he would be dead. Shot by a gun that didn't make any noise........
    Sly Traffic reference ?

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    … If you see something that looks like a star
    And it's shooting up out of the ground
    And your head is spinning from a loud guitar
    And you just can't escape from the sound
    Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
    We were children once, playing with toys
    And that thing that you're hearing is only the sound of
    The low spark of high-heeled boys
    The percentage you're paying is too high priced
    While you're living beyond all your means
    And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
    From the profit he's made on your dreams
    But today you just read that the man was shot dead
    By a gun that didn't make any noise
    But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest, was
    The low spark of high-heeled boys