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    LegioX

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    Not if NASA's number one goal for the 'return to the Moon' is "To put women and people of color on the moon." Yes, that's their stated goal. And they are recycling crap equipment and doing no new risky science... they are just virtue signalling.

    Hope that when they turn the 'Women and POC's' into an aluminum shower over the South Atlantic in a couple of years that folks remember... NASA's goal was not to advance science or find the best and the brightest or to expand our knowledge as a species. But was to launch some melanin- and mammary- equipped space chimps to the Moon to... virtue signal. The dead astronauts will deserve their long, conscious drop into the ocean... for playing along with it. Knowing they are there because they are worthless tokens.

    But whatever... It'll be a good show. And lots of new astronaut jokes! Starburst sales will pick up again.
    Disgusting...

    Sirhr
    Well stated.
     

    MrBlond

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    Exactly. We are not going to change the planet. One Yellowstone eruption, jungle virus or stray meteorite and we're toast anyway. The earth, however, will live on until the sun expands and turns everything we did into a cinder.

    Will we adapt to the new situation or go extinct. The way millions of species have before us. Including some very wiley dinosaurs... who rule for a long time. Carrying signs and whining on does nothing... becoming an engineer or a scientist or a physicist and figuring out ways to make our limited resources go further... will definitely help extend the time before our inevitable extinction. But carrying signs, dying your hair blue and identifying as a stoat... while subscribing to a druid ersatz religion of climate change... will not help. It will hasten your planet's demise...

    Cheers,

    Sirhr

    It’s pretty simple, x people = y resources so 0.1x people = 0.1y resources.
    We already know what to do but no one has the Will to do it.
     

    sirhrmechanic

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    It’s pretty simple, x people = y resources so 0.1x people = 0.1y resources.
    We already know what to do but no one has the Will to do it.
    And without American (and German) agri-science... feeding the damn world... we'd not have the problems.

    Those Unicef boxes that kids carried around in the '60's and '70's... to 'Feed the poor african kids' and get them all vaxxed up... caused a population explosion the world has never known. But that's ok... because they grew up to have really fun little surrogate wars that kept the US and USSR arms industries in the black!

    Oh and someone apparently "Does" have the will to do it. But amazingly enough, the useless eaters aren't cooperating! They're just getting pissed off at a "Let them eat cake" level.

    Sirhr

    Oh and one Krakatoa-level volcano c. 1880's... or one Laki-level volcano c. 1790... could bring about 3 years of failed crops... severe weather impacts. And a massive die-off in places where imported food is the only think keeping a region alive. U.S. can feed itself no problem. But if exports go byebye... it's dead Africans, Indians and Chinese at a biblical level. We're overdue for a big volcano eruption, BTW.
     

    quietmike

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    It’s pretty simple, x people = y resources so 0.1x people = 0.1y resources.
    We already know what to do but no one has the Will to do it.
    How many times does an idiot have to be fooled before he realizes he's an idiot?

     
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    EddieNFL

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    How many times does an idiot have to be fooled before he realizes he's an idiot?


    It's never happened, so no one knows.
     

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    Watching Christmas Vacation 🤣

    We have to watch it, Die Hard and Christmas In Handcuffs each year 🤠
     

    sirhrmechanic

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    You have to include the uncut version of Bad Santa........
    Oh I am not including any "Santa" movies... Home Alone... Bad Santa... Elf... Christmas Vacation... Those are well-known and accepted. I merely include the "Good" movies that we can all enjoy here.

    SIrhr

    PS... Christmas Vacation is a Good movie. Awesome, in fact. So... not against Christmas movies. But if folks want to foist Hallmark's "Wheelchair Gimp non-binary Muslim Christmas from the Coalmine" on us as Christmas Movies... I am damn sure including "On her Majesty's Secret Service." So There. Neener neener neener...