Maggie’s Funny memo notes

[Megacab]

Ok guys.
We've ALL done transactions on the Hide. If you're like me, probably multiple times with the same person.
I don't know about you, but that "Memo" section on checks and Money Orders is far too tempting to not fuck with people.

Case in point:

"Edible Underwear"
"Rap Lessons CD's"
"Monthly Astroglide shipment"
"Cialis refund"
"Condoms"
etc...

Give me some fresh material.

 

[skinz0021]

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when paying gambling debts to buddies after poker games we would get mean. great blowjobs, anal seductions, used double headed dildos....guaranteed to get a chuckle from the teller. its best when cashing these to use an out of the way branch and find the cutest teller. gay guys and old women dont find these as funny

 

[Engine 22]

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So, are you saying that they piss you off with these skinz?

How about gimp clothing, prostitution, happy ending? I'd try to stay away from anything that might warrant a call to the Police!

 

[idpasteve]

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services rendered, bail refund,
spouse rental, computer porn removal..

A few of mine

 

[1shot2kill]

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1 I received said cleavage pics of the bank teller. The cute girl working that day was not amused

 

[Tamu98]

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I still do this to buddies. In addition to the memo line, I'll also mess with their name and have never had any problems as long as it's in quotation marks.

First Name "Sweet Lips" Last Name, First Name "Pimp Daddy" Last Name, etc.

Its better when you combine the 2. When John "Sweet Lips" Smith gets paid for Skin Flute lessons, its pretty funny.

 

[paraman1]

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I think it would be novel if they put what they actually purchased in the memo line . About 1 in 10 I receive actually has any information about who its from and what they purchased

 

[ponchair]

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I just sent a check in for CKA's match, memo reads: "Sexual Favors"

 

[skinz0021]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Engine22</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So, are you saying that they piss you off with these skinz?

How about gimp clothing, prostitution, happy ending? I'd try to stay away from anything that might warrant a call to the Police! </div></div>

no, all good fun and id rather be the one cashing than writing.

 

[slowkota]

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Just saw this on Facebook... Dude did it to his wife lol!!!

 

[redirt78]

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Haha ^ nice.

Along the same lines, my buddy sent his wife to Subway with a written list of what he wanted. At the bottom he wrote, "get me some of that new dessert called T&A"

She said she ordered his sandwich then looked at the menu and got confused.. told the lady that her husband said he wanted T&A for dessert and the lady just looked at her like "are f'n kidding me?" then the lady busted out laughing with the rest of the people there. She said they had to explain it to her, she turned red and walked out.

 

[pepperbelly]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slowkota</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Just saw this on Facebook... Dude did it to his wife lol!!!

</div></div>

You should remove the address and names- at least blur them.

Jim

 

[rocky_lange]

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If Mr Parks put that on his own facebook, then why should slowkota blur it our?

 

[Outsydlooknin75]

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My GF got a packaged addressed to "Princess Jessica smutty book reader"

 

[BoredEngineer]

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One time I drew in a picture of a stick figure holding a check and handing it to another stick figure giving the first one a blow job.

 

[0481]

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Not so much memo line. But when I go to home depot and pay with my company credit card I draw some unusual pic on the dotted line. An airplane or male genatalia or even some tits. This works out best at the self check-out line. The person at the register gets the giggles or just laughs out loud