Getting asked to leave mediation training

[Deleted member 10043]

Just trying to figure out how to tell my Bureau Chief its her fault. She knows I'm completely out of my tits.

 

[ArmyJerry]

Why do you need training to meditate?

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Mediation, you redneck. Lol

 

[diverdon]

Did they show the Clint Eastwood method

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Mediation, you redneck. Lol

Did you at least get to keep the Geiger Counter?

 

[Deleted member 10043]

I got all kinds of swag

 

[Threadcutter308]

I got all kinds of swag

And, the problem ? Cut/run....take all the goodies with you and don't look back.

 

[Dewey7271]

Claim sexual harassment or bias and you’re home free

 

[TheGerman]

I think the best way is to simply tell her. And make sure you use the word tits.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Well just tell her the mediation instructor SUCKED because clearly they could not get you to come to an agreement on whether you should stay or leave, lol.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Threadcutter308]

I think the best way is to simply tell her. And make sure you use the word tits.

Subtle.....

 

[hlee]

Hi,

Well just tell her the mediation instructor SUCKED because clearly they could not get you to come to an agreement on whether you should stay or leave, lol.

Sincerely,
Theis

Sounds like they agreed he should leave...

 

[Deleted member 10043]

They did have some sort of weird huddle. They made the right decision according to the training I managed to get through. They kept it confidential and in private. But I did CYA and reminded them that it was they that promised what is said in that break out group dies when it is over. The whole thing lasts one more group in the morning. I'll go to the Trangender 101 group who will accept me. The whole situation is so stupid it will work.

 

[Mwalex]

To be honest, at first swipe I read meditation also.

 

[Sieg]

Just trying to figure out how to tell my Bureau Chief its her fault. She knows I'm completely out of my tits.

First issue is your Chief is a her which is too common in the last 15 years. Maybe toss her the ole self-identify as a ???? knuckleball?

 

[ArmyJerry]

Is she a she or is she a he? You got any pics, she or it is sounding like the Pat from SNL when it was okay to watch

 

[Mooncake]

Being self employed is really quite nice. My company's CEO thinks all that bullshit is as ridiculous as I do.

 

[Dirty D]

I think the best way is to simply tell her. And make sure you use the word tits.

Solid advice here

 

[Deleted member 10043]

I had to perform ten mudra excesises to start the day relaxed and calm. No mediation because the offended party was a no show. They suggested I attend elderly mediation this morning rather than Trangender 101. Funny thing about these people. They all have the same face.

 

[Mooncake]

This face?

 

[Deleted member 10043]

Yes!