Maggie’s glitter bombing porch pirates
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That is awesome!
A little spray adhesive before the glitter would be even better! ???
A little spray adhesive before the glitter would be even better! ???
ya'll are being too nice to thieves. It'd be refreshing to hear about the "law abiding citizen" poison spikes in the hands upon pick-up, as well as the "harey keitel 'Cleaner' from "Pulp Fiction" to retrieve the package. Then, the "Boondock Saints" cleaner to to "blank the slate" and then start all over. 
Just think, it'd be doing the world a favor, and improving the base-line of society. Thieves steal oxygen, too.
Just think, it'd be doing the world a favor, and improving the base-line of society. Thieves steal oxygen, too.
Just watched.
The things missing would be a 150db air horn, some bank dye packs, and some oc fog.
Fuckers like this need to be hurt badly to second guess before stealing from others.
The things missing would be a 150db air horn, some bank dye packs, and some oc fog.
Fuckers like this need to be hurt badly to second guess before stealing from others.
Great concept, though a spherical Claymore would be mo bedda. Just say'n.
I loved the story last year of the guy who put the razor blades under the handles of his yeti cooler! Found it in the yard next morning out of his boat with blood all over it and bloodtrails leaving! Hilarious! !!
This could be a great way for the local PD to dispose of Expired pepper sprays.... drop of packages for porch pirate theft
And Flash-Bangs, and CS, and Flash-Bangs, and CN, and Flash-Bangs, and old Tasers, and Flash-Bangs, and expired Breaching-Charges, and Flash-Bangs too.
Sean, just a suggestion but adding flash bangs would be a great addition.
I like how you think. Especially if they're detonated in succession.
I like how you think. Especially if they're detonated in succession.
If I'm not mistaken I understand tannerite makes very good packing material around all those flash-bangs. Don't want any of them rolling around in that package before someone opens it up.
There's a very simple and economic way to deal with porch pirates:
A piece of paper taped to the floor with a spent cartridge casing taped to the top. And below the shell casing, written in black Sharpie: "UR GONNA GET RAPED"
And then put an empty, taped up shipping box on top of it. If someone moves the box, they will see the message it lay on.
A piece of paper taped to the floor with a spent cartridge casing taped to the top. And below the shell casing, written in black Sharpie: "UR GONNA GET RAPED"
And then put an empty, taped up shipping box on top of it. If someone moves the box, they will see the message it lay on.
Bit of a pet peeve of mine, but I can't fucking stand when YouTube content creators feel the need to always have their Play Button in the background of their videos. Just seems like a pretentious cunty thing to do.
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