Glittering Unicorn Sh¡t for Christmas

[Veer_G]

As if "Yellies" weren't bad enough, now there's "Poopsie."

Quite naturally, for a toy aimed at prepubescent girls, it shits glittery slime out of its heart-shaped asshole.

The Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn is a doe-eyed doll with loose bowels, and it’s the hottest — and grossest — toy of the holiday season. The $49.99 mythological creature sucks down a bottle-fed meal of slime-making powdered “unicorn food” mixed with lukewarm water. Then, when a child pushes on her bellybutton, she shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.

https://nypost.com/2018/12/12/unicorn-that-poops-glitter-is-this-years-hot-holiday-toy/amp/

Oh, how I don't envy those of you who have to deal with this.

 

[Threadcutter308]

As if "Yellies" weren't bad enough, now there's "Poopsie."



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Quite naturally, for a toy aimed at prepubescent girls, it shits glittery slime out of its heart-shaped asshole.



https://nypost.com/2018/12/12/unicorn-that-poops-glitter-is-this-years-hot-holiday-toy/amp/

Oh, how I don't envy those of you who have to deal with this.

Hell, I'll do it for $39.99. Fifty bucks ? Inflation I guess.............

 

[Veer_G]

Hell, I'll do it for $39.99. Fifty bucks ? Inflation I guess.............

There goes Threadcutter, spending his inheritance ...

http://www.sweetandsassy.com/franchising

 

[Threadcutter308]

There goes Threadcutter, spending his inheritance ...

http://www.sweetandsassy.com/franchising

And there you go again, mistaking me for another Hide member, who's name shall not be spoken or written

 

[Veer_G]

And there you go again, mistaking me for another Hide member, who's name shall not be spoken or written

C'mon, he's lonely without another Brony. It'll be fun!

 

[Threadcutter308]

C'mon, he's lonely without another Brony. It'll be fun!

I'm really not into that, but I am able and happy to provide references..........The Jailer wouldn't like it though.

 

[QuickNDirty]

That is one shitty idea.

 

[Nodakplowboy]

If a plastic toy with a heart shaped asshole shits glittery slime, does Fauxcahonta Liz Warren have a arrow head asshole and shit eagle feathers?

 

[W54/XM-388]

At least they didn't make it an edible treat......
That's next year's upgraded model...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Matter of time before someone shows up to the ER because he accidentally fell on one of these things and couldn't get it off him again.

 

[Threadcutter308]

At least they didn't make it an edible treat......
That's next year's upgraded model...

Tidepods......remember Tidepods

 

[PPB]

Nothing is meaner to clean off yer weiner
They are shiney and sticky and clear

They make such a mess it hard to get dressed with
Those Unicorn Ass Sprinkles from Veer

 

[PPB]

From up on the ladder there rose such a clatter
Tucker looked up from the rail.

Thread cutter did studder and bag Balmed her udder
and bellowed Veer just bent my tail

 

[PPB]

The both of yez are getting coal and sticks for Xmas

 

[FS1]

If you buy this for your kid, you should not be reproducing.

 

[Snipe260]

Have u heard of the new transgender gi joes? Apparently there accessorizing !

 

[Threadcutter308]

The both of yez are getting coal and sticks for Xmas

So what else is new ?......

 

[Blue Sky Country]

If you buy this for your kid, you should not be reproducing.

I am not too sure if this is a trend that just got here or something. Because I know in Japan, they have had a long history of fascination with shit and piss and things of that sort. Sexual fetishes involving fecal matter and vomit are considered normal. I just hope that I am not going to be seeing vending machines with used panties on the local storefronts here any time soon.

 

[ArmyJerry]

WTF is happening to the PIT, Blow guns, Bow and arrows, bb guns, now glitter shitting donkeys. WTF Over

 

[Blue Sky Country]

WTF is happening to the PIT, Blow guns, Bow and arrows, bb guns, now glitter shitting donkeys. WTF Over

Shit I almost spat beer all over my desk right now. And I just realized what I had posted above you and wondered why the fuck do I even have knowledge of information like that.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Shit I almost spat beer all over my desk right now. And I just realized what I had posted above you and wondered why the fuck do I even have knowledge of information like that.

It's you and nobody is wondering .