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Maggie’s God's Busy

Louis Corkern

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God's Busy



If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!



A United States Marine was attending some college courses between

assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One

of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of

the ACLU .



One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to

the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to

knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The

lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.



Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, ' Here I am God. I'm

still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the

Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked

him, knocking him off the platform.. The professor was out cold.


The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other

students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American

soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act

like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
 
Re: God's Busy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Big Eddie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">AMEN AMEN AMEN!!! </div></div>


And one more time!!!
 
Re: God's Busy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ratbert</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What does his membership in the ACLU have to do with anything?
</div></div>

It's like putting cheese on a Whopper of hate.
 
Re: God's Busy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ratbert</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What does his membership in the ACLU have to do with anything?
</div></div>

It's like putting cheese on a Whopper of hate.</div></div>

ROFL