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Going through some pictures, can anyone read this for me?

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I took it to my friend at the Peabody Museum in Harvard and he wasnt able to translate all of it but this was the gist....

" To the White SJW of the future......These are the cliffs we used to drive whole herds of bison over and only took what we could carry leaving tons of flesh to waste in the sun.

What you stupid SJW white people thought we used everything and lived in harmony with nature?

HA, HA, HA! You are funny. Survival is no joke. When we were not looking for something to eat, we were fighting not to be eaten and killing other Indians.

Suck your SJW fantasies you pampered fucking pussies. You vapid cunts can suck ass when we take your money at the Casinos and we live off the royalties selling rights to oil lines.

You cunts are funny."
 
Those look like genuine pre historic pictographs. Some literal. Like animals. Some more abstract. That thing that looks like a spiral (pic 8 of 9 in the lower right) is often used as a representation of the sun in pictographs around the world.

Its funny how much history takes place little areas like this. It must have been a major stop off for a long time. There is old, very old, and what would appear to be spanish, and modern graffiti.

Bandelier?

South East Colorado.
 
Ancient blueprints for a casino, this one shows the placement for rows of slot machines:
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Here's where the Roulette Wheel goes:
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Blackjack table placement can be seen just below the center of the picture on this one:
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This stuff is really pretty obvious, y'all,
If you look closely there’s one describing tax free tobacco also.
 
Its funny how much history takes place little areas like this. It must have been a major stop off for a long time. There is old, very old, and what would appear to be spanish, and modern graffiti.



South East Colorado.

I agree. I road trails and backroads in the Missouri Ozarks for decades and saw tons of shit. Everything from “Indian signs” (trees bent to grow weirdly to mark a trail, flint tools and strange marks on 150 year-old trees), ancient homesteads, and even the occasional meth lab or pot farm. The latter coming with some inherent dangers like booby traps and methheads (for which we brought repellent).
 
So I referenced some historical tapestries and ancient writings and think I may be able to translate some of the carvings.

The first one is a before/after mural, depicting a threat about how if you dont do what we want, we're going to bomb the shit out of your peasant ass village with a double dick bomb.

The second one just shows what actually happened after the stupid fuck peasants didn't listen and the aliens instead attacked with a giant dick vacuum that sucked everything up except some anorexic livestock.



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Here we have an image that has come to be known as 'Big dick guy is watching you do peasant shit'



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This carving shows the various mating rituals used at the time; most notable the shocker

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A drawing of either the first outdoor Weber Grill, or 7 guys with their dicks in some 'hotdog down a hallway' prehistoric THOT



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This one was written in Arabic but once translated only gave us the name of the picture; Girlfriend.


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