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Maggie’s GOLFER AT THE DENTIST

CamW

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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man

said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have

two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play

golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth

and be done with it.

'We have a 10:00 AM. tee off time at the best golf course in

town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the

anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is surely a

very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using

anything to kill the pain.' So the dentist asked him, 'Which

tooth is it sir?' The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open

your mouth, Honey, and show him.'
 
Re: GOLFER AT THE DENTIST

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