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[Luke]

Browsing through weapon lights, chest rigs, etc. and then click on this...WTF?

Haley Strategic Partners bath and beauty products:

 

[IrishWind]

So we're supposed to shave out beards now?

 

[InsidetheStorm]

The only tactical skin care product i know of is... dirt. Lots of dirt, mixed with sweat, a little blood, the tears of vegetarians and ground baby seal eyeballs. THATS tactical.

Of course, this is tactical too.