Guess who got early parole?

[Bender]

You are all In trouble.



I did the crime, I did the time.



I would like to thank the parole board for early release.



Now, do I need to start with sausage stuffer memes? Or lawn mowers......

 

[Bender]

* everyone here goes

 

[AllenOne1]

Welcome back
Now trouble's what you're looking like. Cause trouble's where you been.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

You were gone?

 

[Btrain]

Would you take $100 less?

 

[Bender]

You were gone?

Who are you?

 

[Krob95]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Douglas-001]

Oh puhleeease.....we know where you've been.....

 

[abn31c]

 

[Huskydriver]

Must have done something to someone to get that early release... .

 

[Ric O'shay]

Does your ass hurt?

 

[Threadcutter308]

 

[Holliday]

You are all In trouble.



I did the crime, I did the time.



I would like to thank the parole board for early release.



Now, do I need to start with sausage stuffer memes? Or lawn mowers......

Happy belated Hanukkah!!

 

[candyx]

What did you do to get banned ?

 

[HiDesertELR]

You are all In trouble.



I did the crime, I did the time.



I would like to thank the parole board for early release.



Now, do I need to start with sausage stuffer memes? Or lawn mowers......

Pigeons turned into sausage by lawnmowers, please.

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[akmike47]

 

[roostercogburn98]

#pigeonlivesmatter

 

[The D]

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This is equal parts fucked up and hilarious

 

[The D]

You are all In trouble.



I did the crime, I did the time.



I would like to thank the parole board for early release.



Now, do I need to start with sausage stuffer memes? Or lawn mowers......

Early release, huh? Had to give up the prison wallet to someone I bet…

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[Fig]

 

[earthquake]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Lawless]

I asked about ya and was told a sordid tale. Glad you’re back!

 

[Bender]

I asked about ya and was told a sordid tale. Glad your back!

No matter what you heard, how horrible the things they said I did, it’s all true.

 

[deersniper]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Someone's 'struttin...

Sirhr

 

[akmike47]

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Little kids with those lights are hilarious

 

[deersniper]

Little kids with those lights are hilarious

It’s a glow*******

 

[LawnMM]

This is like reverse forum suicide...

 

[SQ54]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Steel head]

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Who are you?

I'm nobody, but at least I know it.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

"You Glow girl!!"

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

Did you do the same “stuff” as your pal Bradley Manning to ensure a shortened sentence?

 

[theLBC]

 

[hlee]

This is like reverse forum suicide...

No. It’s a Christmas miracle. Resurrections are reserved for March/April…

 

[DocRDS]

ITS A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!

 

[TexPatriot]

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R

Fun fact: Supposedly that hillbilly, one of the many locals that was used in shooting Deliverance, broke into that clogging dance when they shot the banjo scene. It was spontaneous and totally unscripted.

 

[akmike47]

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[Shanghai McCoy]

Welcome back. I was afraid you were going the way of Army Jerry.

 

[Carlos Danger]

But will it last?

 

[TheBigCountry]

Oh I missed you @Bender

Hope you caught the release of Sions album while you were living vicariously on here.

 

[Bender]

Did you do the same “stuff” as your pal Bradley Manning to ensure a shortened sentence?

I was going to do my time like a man with zero complaints.

Somebody missed my sweet demeanor and got me early released.

 

[WaltHer]

Welcome back!

 

[6.5SH]