A trainer acquaintance of mine has a saying: "Stay home. Nothing good happens after 2130."
I tend to believe the "Red Garter Theory," but ... let's just be happy that they're still drawing breath.
And God forbid that two forty-somethings should ingest greasy sliders at 0330.

Two Clark judges shot after argument in parking lot of Indianapolis White Castle
Police initially said Judges Andrew Adams and Brad Jacobs were at a topless bar before they were shot. Now they say the judges were never at the bar
www.courier-journal.com
I tend to believe the "Red Garter Theory," but ... let's just be happy that they're still drawing breath.
And God forbid that two forty-somethings should ingest greasy sliders at 0330.