It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast
in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a
seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like
to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold
beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a
seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like
to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold
beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
