Hey Honey, Wanna Do a Couple Open Houses This Weekend?

[Veer_G]

The ritual of looking for a new place suddenly took a strange, kinky twist in the road.

A listing for a home in Maple Glen is getting a lot of attention and it's not for the open floor plan.

The since-altered listing had pictures that show a beautifully renovated kitchen, hardwood floors, as well as pictures of the basement, describing it as an "adult sexual oasis." The top of the posting originally referred to it as '50 Shades of Maple Glen.'

http://www.fox29.com/news/-50-shade...for-sale-for-750k-includes-adult-sexual-oasis

 

[AIAW]

 

[Veer_G]

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Cute use of the meme, but it gets funnier still if you alter the meme blank ever so slightly.

 

[Precision Underground]

 

[AIAW]

Cute use of the meme, but it gets funnier still if you alter the meme blank ever so slightly.

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Ohh, hahahaha. Very good point! Nice.

 

[Veer_G]

Ohh, hahahaha. Very good point! Nice.

Photoshop, spackling compound, duct tape, wire, and I'm good.

 

[doninreno]

 

[Spblademaker]

The ritual of looking for a new place suddenly took a strange, kinky twist in the road.



http://www.fox29.com/news/-50-shade...for-sale-for-750k-includes-adult-sexual-oasis

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What??!!?? No bdsm cross?? Amateurs. ?

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Is there a fresh concrete repair in the basement floor or garage and a faint sickly sweet odor you can't quite place?

 

[Spblademaker]

Is there a fresh concrete repair in the basement floor or garage and a faint sickly sweet odor you can't quite place?

Mind your business....?

 

[CMP70306]

One of the most common sexual deviations is considered to be sadomasochism.

I just gotta know, how in the actual fuck did you end up in this thread as your first post on a gun forum? Were you looking for pornhub and tripped on to this post and just had to make an account and comment?

There is no way you were scrolling through or searching here looking for anything firearms related for you to dig up this 2 year old thread.

 

[NoDopes]

Is there a fresh concrete repair in the basement floor or garage and a faint sickly sweet odor you can't quite place?

Buried a blown trans with a little bit of Amsoil trans fluid?

 

[Threadcutter308]

I just gotta know, how in the actual fuck did you end up in this thread as your first post on a gun forum? Were you looking for pornhub and tripped on to this post and just had to make an account and comment?

There is no way you were scrolling through or searching here looking for anything firearms related for you to dig up this 2 year old thread.

I'm guessing it's maser with a new alias account. This kind of shit is right up his alley.......

 

[Fig]

Nice to see a Veer_G post anyway. He is missed. RIP

 

[Deputy Dan]

Supposedly the best sexual pairing is a masochist and a sadist: Masochist says, "Beat me. Beat me." Sadist says, "No." Mutual satisfaction. None of that base personal contact required, let alone whips and latex.

The fact I get told "No" a lot neither means I'm a masochist nor Mrs is a sadist. Old age: The worst form of torture . . .

 

[akmike47]

If you’ve ever dated a real freaky person you can see where this could be a good time potentially.

I ain’t getting tied up, but she can if she wants to .

 

[tomcatmv]

Is there a fresh concrete repair in the basement floor or garage and a faint sickly sweet odor you can't quite place?

Dammit, you just gave away the dead hooker spots!

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

Veer.. RIP

 

[thejeep]

Failure to use correct quotation marks in the thread title.

 

[1moaoff]

There are always new DH spots under review

 

[Redmanss]

One of the most common sexual deviations is considered to be sadomasochism.

Fucking bots….

 

[Blue Sky Country]

One of the most common sexual deviations is considered to be sadomasochism.

Nope. Wrong. It is playing with model trains while engaging in 'non gay' mutual touching with a 'non gay' dude and then emptying his freezer of his stash of imitation crab meat afterward.

 

[frank320]

All you amateurs....
1) This home is really NOT for sale
2) Homeowner is using free advertising to broadcast their "toys" and "preferences"
3) "Open House" literally means, as long as you and your partner are into that, they have an open house policy
4) End result? Everyone in the vicinity knows whom to call, where to go if they are into those parties

Show up at the address a few weeks later on a Saturday night, and I bet you the "For Sale" sign will be gone, but instead, multiple cars will be parked out front, with a huge party in the basement rocking 80's music....

 

[Fig]

 

[Threadcutter308]

Nope. Wrong. It is playing with model trains while engaging in 'non gay' mutual touching with a 'non gay' dude and then emptying his freezer of his stash of imitation crab meat afterward.

So, where does banging your 18th girlfriend doggy style while continually watching reruns of Dr. Strangelove (particularly Jack Ripper firing the belt fed out the window) fit into this equation ?

AFAF...........

 

[akmike47]

All you amateurs....
1) This home is really NOT for sale
2) Homeowner is using free advertising to broadcast their "toys" and "preferences"
3) "Open House" literally means, as long as you and your partner are into that, they have an open house policy
4) End result? Everyone in the vicinity knows whom to call, where to go if they are into those parties

Show up at the address a few weeks later on a Saturday night, and I bet you the "For Sale" sign will be gone, but instead, multiple cars will be parked out front, with a huge party in the basement rocking 80's music....

I prefer angry metal music when I’m beating someone

 

[Jim Out]

Nope. Wrong. It is playing with model trains while engaging in 'non gay' mutual touching with a 'non gay' dude and then emptying his freezer of his stash of imitation crab meat afterward.