Maggie’s High Urinals !!

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  • Mar 29, 2007
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    A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and its supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.


    When it was time to take the children to the restrooms, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the high urinals.


    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.


    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

    'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
     

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    Re: High Urinals !!

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Disgusting!! </div></div>

    A female teacher touching an adult male jockey's penis revolts you?
     

    KYS

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    Re: High Urinals !!

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GardDog223</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Disgusting!! </div></div>

    A female teacher touching an adult male jockey's penis revolts you? </div></div>

    Im not even going to point out the obvious hilarity here.... it's obvious
     

    USMCj

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    Re: High Urinals !!

    Maser only likes men touching his penis, oh and lets not forget, hamsters...........
     

    SmokinAce

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    Re: High Urinals !!

    LOL this one is worth sending to a few firends.