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Maggie’s His and her diary

silentkilla

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Minuteman
Nov 6, 2008
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HER DIARY:



Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.



On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

Harley wouldn't start today can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.



 
Re: His and her diary

You know, I've seen this a hundred times, but it always makes me smile.

I'm not sure there is a more accurate joke out there.
 
Re: His and her diary

....Wait a minute? What guy keeps a diary???
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Metalhead0483</div><div class="ubbcode-body">....Wait a minute? What guy keeps a diary???
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Mine's purple and has a unicorn on the cover...
 
Re: His and her diary

Diary? Journal? Dont guys that keep that shit belong in the thread above about faggots?
 
Re: His and her diary

Feed me
Freak me
Fucking shut up
Oh Mega,
You have know idea. I just listened to the wife go on about gals she works with that I don't know and had nothing to do with her. About 3/4 through she tells me I need to erase some DVR stuff as we only have a few hours left. I roll, hit play and start watching. Yup, about the time she gets up and gets pissed.
Such is life, don't get me wrong, I followed her after about a minute to the bedroom, but...
Chad