HMS DEI smashes into RNS Transvestite in epic fail…

[sirhrmechanic]

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2024/01/19/watch-moment-two-warships-collide-tearing-hole-in-side-of-minesweeper-protecting-gulf/

I wonder… did the captain and crew get more training time in 2023 on gender fluidity or on holding station…

Because the one thing you have to be able to do in a $&@?ing minesweeper… is work with other minesweepers.

But I bet the crew got lots of lectures on how they could get free lady parts fitted by Englands socialized medicine service.

FAIL!!

Sirhr

PS… posting this in England could get me arrested. So could saying “Muzzies need to clean their yards.” But we’re not in England! So fuck the pedo King!!

 

[whatsupdoc]

Worked for a company that made helicopter towed magnetic minesweepers. You would think that it would
be impossible to have them collide but no the navy found a way.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The ship is not responding to commands from the helm. Let's drive it back to the dock? Who's the idiot in charge? How about shutting down and getting a tugboat to assist? Nope. Driving it back towards other ships and a concrete dock was a much better idea.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The ship is not responding to commands from the helm. Let's drive it back to the dock? Who's the idiot in charge? How about shutting down and getting a tugboat to assist? Nope. Driving it back towards other ships and a concrete dock was a much better idea.

Probably a woman at the helm... Or some swabbie who identifies as a woman!

Sirhr

 

[Sean the Nailer]

According to the article, this is the SECOND time that particular ship, has collided with another ship.

I can just imagine what the 'new name' for it is going to be,,,,, amongst the crew as well as the Forces. Next Captain better be bringing his own planks with him....

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

let's get out that broom and sweep more tax dollars into the never-ending insatiable pit

 

[Flyingbullseye]

Worked for a company that made helicopter towed magnetic minesweepers. You would think that it would
be impossible to have them collide but no the navy found a way.

The military has long proven that no matter how idiot proof you make something, a new and improved idiot will come along and prove you wrong

 

[Ronws]

Probably a woman at the helm... Or some swabbie who identifies as a woman!

Sirhr

Well, someone was driving like a woman. So, that would accidentally give credence to identifying as a woman.
Sort of like the Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner dodge. Get in a car accident that kills someone and identify as a woman and then people understand.

Thankyouverymuch.

 

[Clearlight]

Bugger, send in the Avengers! Couple of buckets of resin and a few patches should do it. No Mr Scott in the engine room that day?

 

[Ronws]

Bugger, send in the Avengers! Couple of buckets of resin and a few patches should do it. No Mr Scott in the engine room that day?

"I can nye do it, Captain. I don't have the power!"

 

[Rthur]

Makes sense, it was backing into it.


R

 

[sirhrmechanic]

"I can nye do it, Captain. I don't have the power!"

“The matter antimatter integrator is disintegrating!”

Bet You read that in Scotty voice!

Sirhr

 

[Ronws]

“The matter antimatter integrator is disintegrating!”

Bet You read that in Scotty voice!

Sirhr

Aye, indeed I did.

 

[NoDopes]

Makes sense, it was backing into it.


R

So, it's true for all navys?

 

[kc7pwx]

The person that shot that video did not kill himself.