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Home invasion: 3 invaders vs one 11 year old

He got hit in the head with a machete and then ran away. One tough sob or one dull machete.

Agreed.
I think some of us guys on the hide should get together and purchase this young man an Esee Junglas in venom green blade with orange G10 handle.
If Slugger had hit Deronius with a Junglas, the ground hogs woulda been bringing his mail from now on.

Thoughts?
 
Agreed.
I think some of us guys on the hide should get together and purchase this young man an Esee Junglas in venom green blade with orange G10 handle.
If Slugger had hit Deronius with a Junglas, the ground hogs woulda been bringing his mail from now on.

Thoughts?

I was thinking a suppressed MP5, full auto of course, with “WRONG HOUSE BITCH!” laser engraved on the muzzle end of the can?

But a knife might be more age appropriate.
 
Maybe he needs to watch more Friday The 13th movies to get better with a machete.

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