Because somehow pifles are more dangerous than fistols. Yuh know, we just need more governance because somebody has to make up our minds for us, pifles and fistols are bad in and of themselves, right??!! Man, I hope they don't make short and long rules for knives, swords, this, that and the other but especially vehicles the number one killer of all. I mean a few inches makes all the difference in gettin the job done, that's what she said, lol. Besides that, someone has to have those jobs that keeps the law abiding public in check, that's us BTW, the same guys which could become a felon simply by putting arm brace to shoulder, or maybe that was reversed, uhh, which reversal are we on now anyway???
This goes to the ever extending list of "all that's wrong with the world" or the assbackwardsness of it all. It's everywhere you look and don't look. Apparently we're used to it.....