How not to take tight turns

[QuickNDirty]

Poor Hilldog, got her little body shaken when her driver failed to mitigate an obstacle.

Hillary Clinton’s Scooby van slammed into a wall at a campaign event for Sen. Bob Menendez today in New Jersey. But mega-bonus points to the NRSC social media team for adding the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” music for when Clinton exits the dented vehicle: -- The Senate Majority @NRSC: “LIVE LOOK at @HillaryClinton trying to save @SenatorMenendez. (Spoiler alert: she crashes.) #NJSen” -- Metaphor alert! Don’t worry Dems, SHE’S HELPING: -- Chris Hansen @tankcat: “Don't worry senate Dems, @HillaryClinton is here to help.” -- Next stop, election day!

 

[wildcats]

I wonder what she was doing to cause the guy to scrape the wall.

 

[ArmyJerry]

dammit he should have waited til he got on top of the bridge.

 

[Redmanss]

If I got assigned as her driver, I'd do whatever I could to get relieved off her detail too. Assign me to finding counterfeit singles at a gay strip club in Nome, anything would be better than working for Hilldog...

 

[Spblademaker]

Jackboot NJSP uniforms. Hugo Boss would be proud.

 

[Spblademaker]

If I got assigned as her driver, I'd do whatever I could to get relieved off her detail too. Assign me to finding counterfeit singles at a gay strip club in Nome, anything would be better than working for Hilldog...

I’m certain he already suicided himself buy burying himself alive...twice.

 

[FS1]

Hillary goes to support Menendez her pedo buddy and hits a column in the parking lot. The metaphor is poetic.

 

[Badfinger]

When you suddenly realize Bill has been in the rear of the van with a staffer the whole time..........

 

[MarinePMI]

Hillary goes to support Menendez her pedo buddy and hits a column in the parking lot. The metaphor is poetic.

Even more so, if the column had "Trump" stenciled across it.

 

[FS1]

Even more so, if the column had "Trump" stenciled across it.

Or "it's your turn".

 

[pmclaine]

Jackboot NJSP uniforms. Hugo Boss would be proud.

MASP even more so but their uniforms predate the Nazis.

They actually modeled their gear off of the allies of the US in the Revolution and a just concluded WWI when they went French and Electric blue with boots, breeches, Sam Brown and peaked cap.

 

[MtnCreek]

Doesn't matter what color it's painted, that's an ambulance.

 

[jungle45]

I wonder what she was doing to cause the guy to scrape the wall.

oh nothing to see here....just smashing a blackberry... move along now...

 

[Yasherka]

Poor Hilldog, got her little body shaken when her driver failed to mitigate an obstacle.

She didn't even notice; she was splayed out in back after her 2-Buck-Chuck and Xanax mid-afternoon snack