As I dabble in trolling, I stand in awe of this masterpiece. I wanna make my own to catch morons
How to catch a liar. Stolen Valor LMAOOOOOO
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What a couple of morons. Everyone knows that is the ‘sniper button.’ Depending on the specific rifle variant, pressing the button either makes the rifle more accurate, or the cartridge more powerful. Geez.
That's hilarious. So stupid, they don't know how stupid they really are.
How stupid do you feel now???????
I for one didn't know that almost every one of my AR15's were actually M-16. Maybe mine aren't really M-16, so does that make them M-15s???
This is the button you push to switch from normal bullets to the armor piercing, lung exploding 9mm. Since 9mm is bigger it has more power than a lil .223 bullet. If you push it a third time is how you call in air strikes and turn on night vision. Fourth push is nuclear war.
Fifth push is a ham sammich delivered by bikini girls, sixth push is ghetto train ass rape.
You better know how to count.
You better know how to count.
Totally wrong!
That’s the “mute” button that activates the silencer.
Jeeze, what a couple maroons!
I found it on the Chans. It’s from TwitterWhere is this ?
I assume you Teabagged those two dumbshits, right ?
Everyone knows only North Korea has "Armored Infantry for the Coast Guard". That's where you slap a tank turret on your patrol boat.
No, you're all wrong that activates the homing function of the bullet and you never have to reload after pushing that button.
Mike
Mike
My drill instructor told us to never ever touch that button. He said that when he was in Vietnam and out on a secret mission in Laos, one of only a few times the Recon Seals went into Laos, that he used that button it broke the bolt carrier in half.
In an attempt not to upset "Progressives," the Coast Guard nomenclature designates this as the "expresso" button. It enhances both the aroma of gunpowder and rate of fire to where projectiles are alternated between armor-piercing and high-explosive. These projectiles have different FPS (Fatalities-Per-Sacrifice) velocities so that the AP and HE "pointy things" are overlapped to arrive simultaneously at the designated tormentor.
I am pretty sure the "War Path" guy is trolling the shit out of the first guy, but I could be wrong maybe they are both retards.
He is. Read his past “experience” slowly
Wrong again! It's the button that causes the bullets to tumble when they leave the barrel.
I should know, I was a Green Beret in the Marines.
Amateurs. I have my button rigged up to activate the Illudium Q-93 Explosive Space Modulator.
Sumbitch. The guy I bought mine from told me it was a highly classified light bending electronic camouflage button and only to press it in a SHTF scenario. Fucker. I want money back.
I thought it was to put the bullet to sleep?
Former Land Seal myself. I can’t swim.
Sirhr
PS. I know I said “Land” twice. I like land!
Are you SURE it’s not working? I mean… would you know if you are invisible?
Sirhr
Actually, the button is what causes the shoulder thing that goes up to go up.
Fuck man. Ive had a Nuclear War button this whole time? Jeez I may as well just fckn commit suicide, I mean I know I myself aint responsible enough so obviously no one else should own a rifle either and if they do they should commit suicide too. Thought it was bad enough that my Glock blows the lung OWWT(!!!) of the body. If you own a AR15 people please just commit suicide now so we can stop these mass shootings. Else we're gonna have scooped out lungs piling up in the street and mushroom clouds all over the place. Even heard that when you blow the lung OWWT of the body, it causes covid to become sentient
so make sure to get vaxxed or your lung could get blown OWWT of the body!
If you push it twice, does the gay go away or are you super gay?
It would depend on whether you're in the Navy or not....
Idiots, you push the button to release this....
That button controls all of your attachments !
That button controls all of your attachments !
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