Hyena Lets Man Eat His Toes And Penis

[1J04]

And in an unrelated story a Lion had told a Hyena if he let a man eat his toes and penis off, well, he wouldn't have any toes or penis.

Yes, a failed attempt at the "strangest thread title ever" (Veer), but it had to be attempted.

 

[Veer_G]

So, which protein-deficient ne'er-do-well local shitbird did the incredibly altruistic animal favor with his nibblier bits?

 

[1J04]

So, which protein-deficient ne'er-do-well local shitbird did the incredibly altruistic animal favor with his nibblier bits?

I would only be speculating and I feel confident that this thread deserves nothing less than solid data from those in the know. I humbly digress.......

 

[Veer_G]

Undoubtedly ...

 

[Veer_G]

It likes to feed the fishies ...

 

[1J04]

It likes to feed the fishies ...

LMFAO I thought they outlawed this behavior in the beauty spas

 

[Veer_G]

LMFAO I thought they outlawed this behavior in the beauty spas

What you don't see is the next frame where the piranha is slowly floating up towards the top of the tank all < xx > <xx> <xx> ... </xx></xx>