I’m not gonna lie, this one really hurt, please send prayers…

[ManUtdManiac]

The Supreme Court ruling about the Christian beached-whale being able to deny services to same sex couples has hugely disrupted my and Benders wedding plans. Given Bender’s sexy curves we thought only a giant tubber like her could capture the unique dynamic of our love but she won’t believe that Benders a girl.

Bender was going to wear a perfect gimp suit with finest Italian 4 way stretch PVC and a rose colored gag-ball and I was going to wear a bespoke 3 piece Saville Row number.

I keep telling my Beluga sized Baby Gurl that we can get another twinky abusing wildebeest to make our wedding site but she won’t have it.

I love her and want her happy but don’t know what to do. She’s barely able to complete her nightly cockworship and I’m worried about the drop in her protein intake as a result.

Whatever denomination you are, except Southern Calvinist because those cunts can fuck right off, please, send prayers.

 

[The D]

I can already tell I’m going to regert this. What the fuck are you losing your pea brain over now?

 

[akmike47]

 

[ManUtdManiac]

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Bender loves scat play but I don’t appreciate you calling her ugly.

Watch yourself monkeyboy.

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Huskydriver]

 

[JR_77]

 

[TicTacTex]

I'm a southern Calvinist.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

This is a grown man who's acting out like a two year old because his feelings got hurt on the internet. Unbelievable.
You should really evaluate your maturity and ability to deal with the real world.

 

[Alphatreedog]

@ManwitIUD tossing back a cold one .

Tater_Trawick on TikTok

No wonder my wife loves bud light #funnyvideos #fypシ #bbc #funny #itsnotgay #fyp #meme

www.tiktok.com

 

[ManUtdManiac]

This is a grown man who's acting out like a two year old because his feelings got hurt on the internet. Unbelievable.
You should really evaluate your maturity and ability to deal with the real world.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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Step away from the keyboard. You are not adult enough. Bender is living in your head.

 

[ManUtdManiac]

Step away from the keyboard. You are not adult enough. Bender is living in your basement

Correction

 

[Darayavaus]

I'm a southern Calvinist.

many people say they are southern calvinists, but very few are in the running for one of those preordained seating tickets in the final pew.

 

[The D]

One more time. OP, what the fuck has diddled your precious sensibilities? Is this about that cake decorating place that can finally do business as they see fit without the kangs men shaking them down?

 

[n2ishun]

 

[ManUtdManiac]

One more time. OP, what the fuck has diddled your precious sensibilities? Is this about that cake decorating place that can finally do business as they see fit without the kangs men shaking them down?

It’s a joke, my nigga.

 

[Maser]

You faggots are aware that Pride Month is over right?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[pmclaine]

Gayest post in a long time on here.

Not surprised considering OP.

 

[Rthur]

@Bender

R

 

[ManUtdManiac]

That is really funny! Cheers mate!

 

[ManUtdManiac]

Gayest post in a long time on here.

Not surprised considering OP.

Well done, through your bourbon haze you were able to pick up on the gay theme.

 

[pmclaine]

Well done, through your bourbon haze you were able to pick up on the gay theme.

No I just saw the call sign and knew what was to follow.

 

[JR_77]

No I just saw the call sign and knew what was to follow.

I think he’s having a personal identity crisis living in the US as a Brit must be hard with July 4th right around the corner.

 

[Glowworm]

 

[diggler1833]

Gayest post in a long time on here.

Not surprised considering OP.

I've visited this post twice, trying to figure out WTF was going on.

You Sir, nailed it.

 

[BurtG]

 

[whatsupdoc]

ManUtdManiac's Xrays PETA going to be pissed.

 

[The D]