Maggie’s I FOUND THE PERFECT WOMAN

[Bender]

 

[TripleBull]

You need to test that claim.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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She have a flat spot on the top of her head for your drink ? (Don't want to spill your goblet of Johnny Walker Black......)

 

[W54/XM-388]

She have a flat spot on the top of her head for your drink ? (Don't want to spill your goblet of Johnny Walker Black......)

If not, no problem, just go to one of the places that specializes in gear for "Human Furniture" and they will have all kinds of options for converting her head or other parts to a table as needed.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

You actually would have to have enough length to reach the gag reflex to test, so...

 

[jungle45]

Don't want know how you acquired that info...........just sayin.

 

[kl3309]

Father? Did she say father?

 

[TheGerman]

I mean, if that isn't a challenge I don't know what is....

 

[Bender]

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

You actually would have to have enough length to reach the gag reflex to test, so...

Texan's, stick it in, an walk up,... until the reflex is met!

 

[jungle45]

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Stormy????

 

[mdmp5]

Well, did you swipe right?

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

She have a flat spot on the top of her head for your drink ? (Don't want to spill your goblet of Johnny Walker Black......)

And hopefully a six inch tongue...

 

[jrassy]

 

[168BTHPM]

She have a flat spot on the top of her head for your drink ? (Don't want to spill your goblet of Johnny Walker Black......)

Even with a flat spot on top of her head, if you are testing the gag reflex and you don't spill the drink you are doing it wrong.

 

[Strykervet]

I just got divorced, lonely, send her my way! Sounds like she's got the right stuff!

 

[oneshot86]

fuck that, stryker...

dude, you should be saying how there are so many bitches out there that are waiting in line to suck start you in the morn.

you got the dick, stud, get after it homeboy...

 

[hermosabeach]

She have a flat spot on the top of her head for your drink ? (Don't want to spill your goblet of Johnny Walker Black......)

Even if her head was as flat as the NFL players claim the earth is flat.... with all the movement, your drink would still spill or should spill....


if its done right, neither party is stationary

 

[Snipe260]

Texan's, stick it in, an walk up,... until the reflex is met!

Didn't know they had one in there asshole!

 

[Maser]

Thought this was gonna be a thread about an inflatable doll.