I will see your hitman and raise you another hitman.

[2ndamendfan]

You seriously can't make this shit up.

 

[...]

"ummm, hello, yes, i would like to buy 1 hitman, please."

i mean, i cant say ive ever hired a hitman....but i assume there is a more discrete way of going about things


i wonder if theres an AngiesList for this sort of thing?.....reviews would be great!

 

[oneshot86]

there is so much bad out there

 

[Guest]

Dem's

 

[thejeep]

Old bitch should get on Craigslist like everyone else.

 

[shootist2004]

when I was young you could find a hitman in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine................

 

[1J04]

Remember the Whacked out Hottie from Florida? Hook, Line, and Sinker. I'd still pull FoulMike off it and bore it out for him a few thou over.......... Sorry Brother. Can we get a clean up in the Pit please.

 

[Cartman]

All these damn women hiring people to off their husbands makes me wonder.
If you guys ever see my wife headlining one of these stories please go easy on the comments about her.