unpopular opinion: the haka is fucking gay and does nothing but make you look like a douchebag.
Hey dickheads, what the fuck is a Hakka?
Asking for a friend, cause me being the scholar I am would probably just have loogled it.
Asking for a friend, cause me being the scholar I am would probably just have loogled it.
I thought they were rather unique...and then I went down a YouTube rabbit hole involving Haka's and found out that apparently the Kiwi's do them for everything.
War-Haka
Rugby-Haka
Wedding-Haka
Greeting a Celebrity-Haka
Garage Sale-Haka
Barbecue-Haka
They quickly lost their mystical allure to me, and like most everything, the internet and general overuse ruined the whole fuckin deal.
War-Haka
Rugby-Haka
Wedding-Haka
Greeting a Celebrity-Haka
Garage Sale-Haka
Barbecue-Haka
They quickly lost their mystical allure to me, and like most everything, the internet and general overuse ruined the whole fuckin deal.
That sucked. I was hoping for a hot chick wearing a leather bikini, a necklace of ears, and a Randall No. 1.
All Blacks Rugby. They weren't the originators, but have used it for their match openers.
The traditional button down shirts and ties really made it that much more powerful for me.
Pics of the Randall model 1? Asking for a friend...
Do they do them when the state comes to collect their guns?
She is keeping me from spending my winter there. Not letting us foreigners in yet.
Her "partner" is a cool guy that has a weekly fishing show...not sure how he got mixed up with her. https://fishoftheday.tv/ That's a really ignorant thing to say about the Maori culture.
im not ignorant of the significance of the dance.....but sorry.....its fucking gay.
all cultures do stupid shit....we dont have to sit around and pretend every tradition is amazing....and its even gayer when assholes do it for a fucking rugby game.
I’m indifferent on the Hakka itself, but I agree with the sentiment that you don’t have to honour every tradition from every culture ever. Some traditions involved human sacrifice. Do we have to respect those as well?
Ive found a hide kindred spirit. @acudaowner Ill share my coke and strippers with you any time bud. As long as we can ride around in the Barracuda afterward throwing bottles at road signs
Depending on who the sacrifiee is, might be worth considering.
Am I missing something?
Love is a bunch of guys yelling like their shitting footballs?
Is it a Pirate thing?
Love is a bunch of guys yelling like their shitting footballs?
Is it a Pirate thing?
ide be a fucking broke ass man if this was the quality of dancers at the local strip joint.
I actually thought it was super cool when there was one for a fallen soldier, done by his buddies. That's a send off.
It’s a sign of respect as much as psyching oneself up for battle.
I’d be honored to be sent off by my students like this...
Respect.
Aztecs: Had human sacrifice.
Also Aztecs: Could chop off a horse's head with their obsidian-bladed "swords" and learned how to sidestep musket balls to fuck up a Spaniard's day real fast.
Imma respect the fuck outta that.
Thassa nice jigglesss
My cat occasionally does Haka.
I guess that makes 4 of us that get stupid when fancy things like that do fancy things in front of us LOLLLLL
Fuck all that, I want them wimen to weep.
Cue the Bagpipes
Cue the Bagpipes
That's a preem-o unit right there. Tongue-punching would be obligatory.
Speaking of preem-o units
I could totally get behind that lol fully support this straight up to the heart attack and sudden death . but so worth it .
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She is keeping me from spending my winter there. Not letting us foreigners in yet.
Why would you spend even one cent there?
Great hunting and fishing there. I also have a daughter and her family to see and spend time with. Nothing to eat, sting, bite or poison you like Australia. Some of the most beautiful places on the planet to visit.
Their politics and policies nullify any reason for me to go. YMMV
A dried one and a fresh wet one are in the mail!Hairball........
Was I first ? What’d I win ? Huh ? Huh ?
Yeah, no thanks. Not me.
