I'm thinking I might be a closet hetero... bc these are some HOT LADIES!!!

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    <just kidding>

    But seriously. These ladies are damn sexy... At the risk of being so far UN-PC.... I find pretty is a mindset as well as a nice pair of tits. Even I can appreciate pretty... and a nice pair of tits.

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    Women model clothing and accessories made to hide guns in NRA catwalk

    Models have taken to the runway at the NRA convention in Indianapolis to show off the latest clothing and accessories designed specifically for women to conceal their guns.
    www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

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    gayguns said:
    <just kidding>

    But seriously. These ladies are damn sexy... At the risk of being so far UN-PC.... I find pretty is a mindset as well as a nice pair of tits. Even I can appreciate pretty... and a nice pair of.....

    tits.

    www.dailymail.co.uk

    Women model clothing and accessories made to hide guns in NRA catwalk

    Models have taken to the runway at the NRA convention in Indianapolis to show off the latest clothing and accessories designed specifically for women to conceal their guns.
    www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

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    Finding a gun up there would give you wood even if she was ugly.
     
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    gayguns said:
    <just kidding>

    But seriously. These ladies are damn sexy... At the risk of being so far UN-PC.... I find pretty is a mindset as well as a nice pair of tits. Even I can appreciate pretty... and a nice pair of tits.

    www.dailymail.co.uk

    Women model clothing and accessories made to hide guns in NRA catwalk

    Models have taken to the runway at the NRA convention in Indianapolis to show off the latest clothing and accessories designed specifically for women to conceal their guns.
    www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

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    GG FTW! I loves me some curvy cougars and that one is delicious. Thank you sir and we won’t tell any of your friends that you were checking out wimmin. ?
     
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    THEIS said:
    Hi,

    Holy shit....those things will turn a hetero gay...geezus. Get some better looking models...my local Wal-Mart people can top those women.

    Sincerely,
    Theis
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    I think the guns are turning him on more than the females (at least I would hope so). If your local wal-mart is that good than I am afraid to tell you your next PCS will more than likely disappoint.
     
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    2ndamendfan said:
    I think the guns are turning him on more than the females (at least I would hope so). If your local wal-mart is that good than I am afraid to tell you your next PCS will more than likely disappoint.
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    @THEIS was believed to be working on a book, "There I Was at Chernobyl and Three Mile Island", and, based on his own words written here by his own hand, since he just wrote, the women at Walmart look better.....
    It is very possible that radiation poisoning has affected both his vision, and powers of perception....

    Surely, the THEIS, that we all know, would NEVER have standards so low, as to believe Walmart shopper women were preferable.... the women on the walking dead, the zombies, look better than Walmart women... just sayin....

    Unless, in his current tour, looking at BMO's n covers like that, where certain sheep might look better, could it be hes been there too long ?

    Might need to check him in for medical reasons either way, radiation check, or psyche ward.... just sayin...

    ??????????
     
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    j-huskey said:
    @THEIS was believed to be working on a book, "There I Was at Chernobyl and Three Mile Island", and, based on his own words written here by his own hand, since he just wrote, the women at Walmart look better.....
    It is very possible that radiation poisoning has affected both his vision, and powers of perception....

    Surely, the THEIS, that we all know, would NEVER have standards so low, as to believe Walmart shopper women were preferable.... the women on the walking dead, the zombies, look better than Walmart women... just sayin....

    Unless, in his current tour, looking at BMO's n covers like that, where certain sheep might look better, could it be hes been there too long ?

    Might need to check him in for medical reasons either way, radiation check, or psyche ward.... just sayin...

    ??????????
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    We've got a couple at our local Wally World that are definitely fap bait..
     
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    Winn Dixie, Piggly Wiggly, and Kroger definitely have a better selection here.... grade A...

    Auburn (college) Walmart is about as ok as any Walmart can be, but, it's better at Kroger and W.D.. ymmv
     
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    Hi,

    Speaking of my Chernobyl book....would you believe that I was "politely" asked not to publish it by Bulgarias Murder Bureau.....the nerve of those guys.

    Shit....where was I, lol....O yea the Wal-Mart women in the Houston Galleria area can be mid level material....They don't rise to the level of International quality though.

    And I just passed my medical and psyche exams too ?.

    Sincerely,
    Theis
     
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    Hey Gayguns,

    Yeah it's okay sometimes to look over the fence and think the grass is greener but than once you realize all the work and fertilizing, than the care maintenance, taking care of the shit to keep it happy.......

    Stick to dudes if that's your inclination, lot easier in the long run, I'll tell ya.........not that I've ever had a dude mind you.

    Edit/PS......I'd hit that but I'm thinking she takes care of her own business. Might find she packs in bed and I'd learn the reality of "pegging".
     
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    THEIS said:
    Hi,

    Speaking of my Chernobyl book....would you believe that I was "politely" asked not to publish it by Bulgarias Murder Bureau.....the nerve of those guys.

    Shit....where was I, lol....O yea the Wal-Mart women in the Houston Galleria area can be mid level material....They don't rise to the level of International quality though.

    And I just passed my medical and psyche exams too ?.

    Sincerely,
    Theis
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    Just post more pics of those Croatian women you see in Split.....

    Asking for a friend
     
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    @THEIS

    U know we dont have ANYTHING close to the Houston Galleria this close to FT. Benning.... with all the AJ types, if you know what we mean...

    And Atlanta...... jeez....

    Get shot at the Galleria in Birmingham....

    Southern Walmarts set the tone for Walking Dead zombie rejects....

    AND u gotta rub it in... Houston Galleria....

    Now, about the pics Bender asked about, well, we have this friend.... ???
     
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    Funny stuff!

    Some were attractive. Some not so much.
    A gal who shoots gets extra points. When momma makes it to to the range it kills me in a way that only other gun nuts could get.
    The first time she shot my G21 (she is 5’3”) she emptied a mag into about 2” group at 7 yards, it caused me to think impure things more frequently that the normal every 11 seconds......
     
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    I'm not sure what to think about this.

    That's a pretty sad fashion show lineup. I have to agree with Theis, I have seen better at Walmart. Hell, I've seen better in a machine shop but this is California and it took a bit of work to find that machine shop.

    Also since I'm in California, some of those "models" are only a bit more passable than a couple trannies I've met.
     
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    THEIS said:
    Hi,

    @Bender and @j-huskey
    You all are going to have to settle for some website images because I am Stateside until this fall :)
    But my first fall trip is a trifecta of beauty..... Romania, Qatar and Azerbaijan.

    Here is modern day "Laura Croft" for you guys though...watch both videos :)



    Sincerely,
    Theis
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    I was good up until the point I saw the Nissan grill emblem and then thought "what the fuck ever" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    2ndamendfan said:
    I was good up until the point I saw the Nissan grill emblem and then thought "what the fuck ever" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    Hi,

    What is great about that Nissan though....It has Turbo Diesel that would cause California required emissions to choke itself to death lolol.
    Next best thing to a Toyota HiLux.....

    Sincerely,
    Theis
     
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    j-huskey said:
    Winn Dixie, Piggly Wiggly, and Kroger definitely have a better selection here.... grade A...

    Auburn (college) Walmart is about as ok as any Walmart can be, but, it's better at Kroger and W.D.. ymmv
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    +1 for the Auburn Kroger - I always enjoyed the scenery there!
     
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