Im too pretty to go to jail.

[Maggot]

Sorry bitch, youre going to jail.

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[stemikel]

Ummmm. No

 

[Jack's Dad]

I can sympathize. They'll never take me alive.....

 

[vinniedelpino]

This chick is a six on a good day.

Parents treat their daughters like they're God's gift to the world and they grow up to spoiled, entitled brats that think far too much of themselves.

I call it princess syndrome.

It's an epidemic nobody's talking about.

 

[NoDopes]

This chick is a six on a good day.

After 6 rounds of bourbon maybe

 

[hlee]

That’s a lot of forehead.

 

[308pirate]

That’s a lot of forehead.

I think it's a ladyboy

 

[dustingaunder]

About a 3 maybe.

 

[vinniedelpino]

Y'all are ridiculous. Add two when you're looking a mug shot. Subtract two when you're looking at her instagram feed.

You fools act like you don't know how this shit works.

She's a six. Not a three, and probably not a tranny. A six.

 

[hlee]

Y'all are ridiculous. Add two when you're looking a mug shot. Subtract two when you're looking at her instagram feed.

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You fools act like you don't know how this shit works.

She's a six. Fight me.

That ball cap ain’t fooling me. Still a lot of forehead.

 

[kenny1773]

and all *girls look better with your dick in their mouth, so you can +1 or +2 for that alone

*must qualify that is girls born with a natural vagina

 

[vinniedelpino]

That ball cap ain’t fooling me. Still a lot of forehead.

Use a heavy hand when your pour your drink and work around it.

Geez....

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

She is one of the reasons for the hot crazy matrix

 

[hlee]

She is one of the reasons for the hot crazy matrix

Oh yeah. She’s upper right quadrant. WAY upper right…

 

[forrestgump01]

She is one of the reasons for the hot crazy matrix

Are you sure she's not one of the unicorns that needs to be captured and studied?

 

[hlee]

Are you sure she's not one of the unicorns that needs to be captured and studied?

Killed potential future mother in law? You may be on to something…

 

[akmike47]

She is one of the reasons for the hot crazy matrix

Does average even factor in to that?

 

[Bigfatcock]

I’d fuck her.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Paint covers a lot. And sometimes, eewe boy , when it comes off

Does average even factor in to that?

 

[EddieNFL]

This chick is a six on a good day.

Parents treat their daughters like they're God's gift to the world and they grow up to spoiled, entitled brats that think far too much of themselves.

I call it princess syndrome.

It's an epidemic nobody's talking about.

I had all boys, but my granddaughters are Princesses, perfect angels incapable of so much as a bad thought.

RULE ONE: Grandkids are always right.
RULE TWO: In the event you are wrong, see rule one.

My wife disagrees, but what does she know?

 

[supercorndogs]

I think that might have been code for something else. Like a quicky way out of it, or quicker, I meant quicker...

 

[gonzaga]

That bitch ain't hot at all....
A 4 at max just bc of the Turner brown factor...

 

[tomcatmv]

I’d fuck her.

We know.

 

[OkieMike]

Her name alone is a red flag.

Mike

 

[nikerret]

Y'all are ridiculous. Add two when you're looking a mug shot. Subtract two when you're looking at her instagram feed.

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You fools act like you don't know how this shit works.

She's a six. Not a three, and probably not a tranny. A six.

She may dream in HD, but she ain’t ugly. Hell, I’ve done way worse and still high-fived her, afterwards.

 

[vinniedelpino]

She may dream in HD, but she ain’t ugly. Hell, I’ve done way worse and still high-fived her, afterwards.

I’ll do you one better.

I’ve bought worse breakfast more than once.

Life is short.

 

[vinniedelpino]

I had all boys, but my granddaughters are Princesses, perfect angels incapable of so much as a bad thought.

RULE ONE: Grandkids are always right.
RULE TWO: In the event you are wrong, see rule one.

My wife disagrees, but what does she know?

We can all make an exception for grandkids.

I’m just saying…

I see lots of heavy set females that are past their prime holding out for their six foot, six pack, six figure plus Prince Charming that’s not coming any time soon.

Let’s be real here. They’re not all tens. Someone needs to level with them before their cat collection gets out of control and Prozac gets the best of them.

 

[akmike47]

I’ll do you one better.

I’ve bought worse breakfast more than once.

Life is short.

Don’t want her leaving on an empty stomach burping your jizz all day

 

[Ronws]

Well, she is pretty. And being pretty in prison might lead to problems. In hindsight, she probably should have not skipped out on the restaurant bill or, more recently, killed her mother. Just a life tip, you are welcome, internet.

 

[Ronws]

Don’t want her leaving on an empty stomach burping your jizz all day

That's what Trident gum is for.

 

[akmike47]

That's what Trident gum is for.

Nah, gum isn’t covering that up that quantity girl needs some pancakes to soak it up.

 

[JoshPutman]

She definitely looks stabby.

 

[acudaowner]

well you might be too pretty to go to jail those guys might love you too long lol .
shame pretty people do stupid shit just like dumb ugly people .

 

[Shifty_One]

After 6 rounds of bourbon maybe

And gouging out your eyes on the broken edges of the bottle....

 

[roostercogburn98]

And you guys all wonder why your still a virgin

 

[Bigfatcock]

Fucking 10 1’s is as good as fucking 1 10.

 

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Serious replies only.

TIA & carry on.

 

[Ronws]

And you guys all wonder why your still a virgin

Reminds me of the legend of upper classmen at the Naval Academy at Annapolis. Always trying to catch the freshman in a gotcha question.

"Are you a virgin?"

"Yes, I am. In my ear."

 

[JoshPutman]

To quote George Carlin, "I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's, and I think that oughta count!"

 

[Maggot]

To quote George Carlin, "I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's, and I think that oughta count!"

I've popped a couple 10's (at least in the looks dept.) and I can tell you, its all pink on the inside.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

A dick doesn't have a conscience. Or morales. Or care about looks.

 

[M4orturnate]

Fucking 10 1’s is as good as fucking 1 10.

No way but 2 5s at the same time is

 

[Darayavaus]

That’s a lot of forehead.

its a fivehead.

 

[Darayavaus]

Y'all are ridiculous. Add two when you're looking a mug shot. Subtract two when you're looking at her instagram feed.

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You fools act like you don't know how this shit works.

She's a six. Not a three, and probably not a tranny. A six.

I don't know what she's complaining about. she looks like she's no stranger to banging other chicks.

 

[Shifty_One]

Fucking 10 1’s is as good as fucking 1 10.

Is that democrap math?

 

[Bigfatcock]

Is that democrap math?

Common core. Most 10’s I’ve smashed have been pretty lame. Lackluster BJ’s and pretty boring to be honest. The sweet spot is between 4-7. However, all bets are off with a fatty. Fatties are always a fun lay.

 

[Doc68]

Common core. Most 10’s I’ve smashed have been pretty lame. Lackluster BJ’s and pretty boring to be honest. The sweet spot is between 4-7. However, all bets are off with a fatty. Fatties are always a fun lay.

Because they have to........

Doc