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Injury PSA (no, not Palmetto) for Brother (A)1J04

Veer_G

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Our Brother has authorized me to make a statement concerning his scarcity about the place of late.

Just before the weekend, he was involved in an incident. battling multiple aggressors: icy steps, gravity, and an unwieldly, swinging and fully loaded propane tank.

The three managed to sandwich our Brother between them and a fourth assailant, the ground, which committed aggravated assault upon his person with its viciously protruding rocks.

(A)1J04 suffered blunt force trauma along his right side, from head to hip, the worst of it in his shoulder. Putting aside all humor, he took a good lickin' and is hurting but good. He's managing to communicate with smoke signals and speech-to-text on his phone, but the 'puter keyboard ain't a right now thing.

In lieu of flowers and chocolate candy, he's asking for licorice and plums to negate the L7 effects of certain medications, and volunteers from the PNW to stop by and hold his copy of Juggs for him from time to time.

Hopefully, he'll be here soon himself to tell us all about it. Get better soon, A1J!
 
I hate to laugh at another man's expense but that is funny. On a side note i wished him well yesterday.

Yeah, he told me you two PMed. I wish for his sake he had done this a bit ago. It's getting towards nice shooting weather soon.
 
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Hope ya heal up fast brother . We're getting to that age where this shit knocks ya down into first gear for quite a while .
 
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Get better A1J! This getting old stuff is for the birds...
 
Damn, hope you get back to 100 percent soon. You need to relocate down here to Texas. We don't have gravity here for religious reasons :)

If you get too backed up from all of the opioid-riddled medications then just have someone run and grab you an ass-piss gordita from Taco Bell. Loosen you right up!

Panda Express works well too, unfortunately.
 
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Well, if a Propane Tank puts some hurt on ya... put some hurt back on the propane tank!

Get better AJ.... If you are having issues with rolling out of bed while in an opioid-induced stupor, try taking a Viagara.

And I'll put out a heartfelt request for folks to not post any pictures of mustard, bunny suits or sex worker-calling at least until your bruises are a lighter shade of purple!

Sirhr actual, out!

Cheers,

Do I have a sig line or not? I never really know any more.
 


Hopefully, he's finding coping mechanisms ...
 
tucker, get on the computer defenceses, i think jimmie is gonna need a hand...

Okay, I can confirm at least one, possibly two Juggs-handling volunteers. Would one of you be so kind as to pick up some Teriyaki Slim-Jims on the way?
 
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Dang.
I thought maybe he was rollin doubles at the Gulag to pay for a can for that .300 BO.

Best trick for opioid induced constipation is 4 oz of prune juice, warmed, with a pad of butter melted into it (the individual butter packs like at waffle house). Then add a regular dose of nonflavored milk of magnesia.
Not dynamite like full on medical laxatives and works great. Like on an old western, keep em movin!

I have cared for more people than I can count over the years that were so busted it aint funny that were in the hospital for weeks and months on pain meds. Early action is key. Wait to long and Uncle Tucker will be along with his elbow length yellow rubber gloves to help you out.

Heal fast brother!
 
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tuck's really a good guy dudes, gonna put on the yellow rubbers...
fuckin saint...

You better let him down real slow. It just ain't that kind of gig.


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Dangit Veer, you beat me to it again. Or he can use Vaseline and apply it slowly, in and out a few times til that brown canal is good and lubed up.
BTW 1J, didn't anyone ever tell you not to wear slippers on ice?
 
BTW 1J, didn't anyone ever tell you not to wear slippers on ice?


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No grip at all on these things, is there?
 
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You funny fuckers, I can't do this puter thing and barely phone without damn near crying. :( Then I read this and start laughing my ass off. OUCH. No Laughing. Fucking killing me.
Did a good job of fucking myself up. Happens. Took one step down with right foot, it never planted, and wham, we're off. The tank was on my left thigh and I couldn't get that leg under me so I just launched. Scrambled my egg and busted some shit up. Hopefully specialist tomorrow to realign my Vulva. ;) I gotta go hit the chair gentlemen. This ain't working for me right now.

On a serious note, thanks Veer for posting up. Rest of you deplorable sumbitches texting me, PMing, and posting, it's appreciated. Keep kicking the dog while he's down. I'll bite ya later. Awesome bunch here, bottom line. Now if it's not too much to ask, turn the page and Beer me. :cool:

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Holy Crap. What a hit. Heal quick.! If there is anything you need just hit the pager, i mean candy striper.

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Probably the saddest photo of someone that I have seen in quite some time. Hope you feel better soon.

On the other hand (literally) you are going to be buff as fuck with that left arm!
 
Every thread needs a theme song ...

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Evil, evil bunny men lurking everywhere!
 
Giggle giggle click owie giggle click click owie giggle snort snort click owie.
knock it off!!
From the relative comfort of my recliner. :rolleyes:
 
Giggle giggle click owie giggle click click owie giggle snort snort click owie.
knock it off!!
From the relative comfort of my cousin. :rolleyes:

Fixed it for you, hillbilly style ...
 
Frank, please install a global ignore button. :p

i thought I was brutal. I was wrong.

i'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm so not laughing. I'm just not gonna laugh. Ain't doing it. :eek:
 
Well, we know he'es not BBQing... no propane!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Let's be sensitive to his needs. He's depending on us. Otherwise, he might never see the light of day again if he internalizes the shame of being whipped by a Coleman cylinder and a Slim Jim wrapper.




 
Since you're already hurting, good time to get those hair plugs and penile implant done.
 
Sorry to see about your injury. With ice involved, I sure do understand it happens within the blink of an eye, and there you are on the ground and all fucked up.
I take it that you are not performing as to your avatar, putting the leaps over the toilet and dropping a bomb.
I did it to myself a couple of years ago while running my snowblower for my neighbor. All going well when I stepped on the angled curb and fell on my ass hard. It didn't hurt my ass but I had a knee fucked up.
I was fucked up for about 2 weeks nursing my left knee and overtaxed my other knee getting up and down so both of the MFers were hurt then.
Watch out for that, you can over stress other parts of your body compensating for the injury you have and make things worse.
You are young so should heal quickly. It is bad when you enter the"Golden Years."65+
"The only thing I see Golden of the Golden years are the front of my shorts."
Get well quick. Regards, Foul Mike
 
He needs help wiping, who is going to volunteer?

Well, as it so happens, we have a shit specialist prepositioned in NorCal, and he can double as cook, too.

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In my best southern drool, I can do whatevet I want with this hair. I can run my fingers through it, I can pull it, it's my own hair.
Now please, someone flip the page, gimme a courtesy flush, wipe my po po, and help me up. Legs are going to sleep.
Next thing ya know you bastards will want me to buy the party favors and booze for my own pity party. :p
 
In my best southern drool, I can do whatevet I want with this hair. I can run my fingers through it, I can pull it, it's my own hair.
Now please, someone flip the page, gimme a courtesy flush, wipe my po po, and help me up. Legs are going to sleep.
Next thing ya know you bastards will want me to buy the party favors and booze for my own pity party. :p

I'm cheap, just keep me floating in diet soda and weighed down with Wagyu beef.
 
Sorry to see about your injury. With ice involved, I sure do understand it happens within the blink of an eye, and there you are on the ground and all fucked up.
I take it that you are not performing as to your avatar, putting the leaps over the toilet and dropping a bomb.
I did it to myself a couple of years ago while running my snowblower for my neighbor. All going well when I stepped on the angled curb and fell on my ass hard. It didn't hurt my ass but I had a knee fucked up.
I was fucked up for about 2 weeks nursing my left knee and overtaxed my other knee getting up and down so both of the MFers were hurt then.
Watch out for that, you can over stress other parts of your body compensating for the injury you have and make things worse.
You are young so should heal quickly. It is bad when you enter the"Golden Years."65+
"The only thing I see Golden of the Golden years are the front of my shorts."
Get well quick. Regards, Foul Mike

Thx u foul bastard. ;) I am a young fittysix here shortly. I'm already seeing the compensation thing you speak of. Gotta watch that. And speaking of compensation, thank god for Aflac. I had the forethought to also opt for their cancer option. That and the surgery saved my ass. I have the highest respect for ice and I gotta tell ya, it did happen in a blink and was done. Just thankful I didn't bust my neck, or worse, my still perfectly straight Norwegian nose. :eek:
Appreciate your kind words. Now let the blood letting continue. :cool: