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Maggie’s Irish Humor

malaga2

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  • Aug 21, 2005
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    Wallingford, Connecticut
    HOW TO WAVE A TOWEL


    Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his
    age, in a small coastal Irish community.


    After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed
    during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are
    entitled to a climax once in a while.


    So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since
    there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village.


    The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot
    summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having
    difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and
    make her relax.


    So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big
    towel over them while they were having sex.


    This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax,
    then climax.


    So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big
    towel over them as the vet suggested.


    After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to
    the Vet.


    The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex
    with her while Paddy waved the big towel.



    They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming,
    ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a
    half hours.



    When It was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in
    a boastful voice said:



    'And that, me son, is how ya waves a fukkin' towel!'
     
    Re: Irish Humor

    How do you tell an Irish wedding from and Irish funeral?

    One less drunk at the funeral.
     
    Re: Irish Humor

    Good one.
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