Is it just me...
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Wouldn't work on my kids. They're too smart and resourceful and would take the ice and crush it into snow and make snow cones. I will admit it's such an awesome time when your young kids reach the age where you can prank them. 
Well.....
All that shits nice to do to your kids...
And payback is a bitch...
So, as you get rolled into the nursing home, that looks and smells like a 3rd world prison, and the examining doctor is a 6'8, 300# ??? (not sure what he is, but he likes old men...), and as he bends you over for your prostate exam, and says....
You think about the ice water ice cream or prank, and ......
Remember, payback is a bitch. Kids never forget.. ever....
Just sayin...
All that shits nice to do to your kids...
And payback is a bitch...
So, as you get rolled into the nursing home, that looks and smells like a 3rd world prison, and the examining doctor is a 6'8, 300# ??? (not sure what he is, but he likes old men...), and as he bends you over for your prostate exam, and says....
You think about the ice water ice cream or prank, and ......
Remember, payback is a bitch. Kids never forget.. ever....
Just sayin...
As if I'd rely on this generation of broke ass snowflakes to take care of my eventual infirm ass.
APRIL FOOLS SEVERAL YEARS AGO,
I remember my favorite family prank. My oldest boy was about 10 and threw a glass of ice water on me when I was in the shower. I yelled at him from the shower and it scared him so much that I found him in the closet hiding and crying. I kept a straight face and told him to go to my room for spankings. When we got there we shut the door. Poor boy was scared to death. I whispered to him that we should pull a prank on the rest of the family. He got the most puzzled look on his face. He thought for sure he was in the worst trouble ever. I proceeded to slap the belt against the bed as loud as I could while he hollered like bloody murder. He played it well. His to younger brothers were outside the door screaming stop dad stop. We opened the door and both of us were laughing. Needless to say his brothers were mad. It was mean but funny. What a warped family.
I remember my favorite family prank. My oldest boy was about 10 and threw a glass of ice water on me when I was in the shower. I yelled at him from the shower and it scared him so much that I found him in the closet hiding and crying. I kept a straight face and told him to go to my room for spankings. When we got there we shut the door. Poor boy was scared to death. I whispered to him that we should pull a prank on the rest of the family. He got the most puzzled look on his face. He thought for sure he was in the worst trouble ever. I proceeded to slap the belt against the bed as loud as I could while he hollered like bloody murder. He played it well. His to younger brothers were outside the door screaming stop dad stop. We opened the door and both of us were laughing. Needless to say his brothers were mad. It was mean but funny. What a warped family.
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I like the idea of doing this with Ben and Jerrys pints....
Fill with milk, lawn clippings and bacon fat...
Put in freezer at local market. Watch fun!
Cheers, Sirhr
Fill with milk, lawn clippings and bacon fat...
Put in freezer at local market. Watch fun!
Cheers, Sirhr
Somewhat similar 'prank' when I was little. I go into Mom and Dad's room Sat morning. Dad is up, Mom's still asleep. I mention to Dad that Mom should get up (sun's up). Dad says why don't you go over there and smack her on the head and tell her to get up. Me: Really? Dad: If you want to.
I learned a lesson that morning...
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I thought this thread was gonna be about how English proficiency in all aspects of life is decreasing rapidly. Seems like every fucking article I come across, from politics to programming, is riddled with grammatical, syntactical, and colloquial fuckups.
I mean, shit written by someone that's intelligent and should know better comes off worse than a 90IQ police report.
