Maggie’s Italian Boy's Confession

[Rhys]

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I
have been with a
loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'


'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as


well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'


The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire
that.

But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now

for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.'


Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and

whispers, 'What'd you get?'


'Four months vacation and five good leads.

 

[chazwise]

Re: Italian Boy's Confession

That's classic very funny lol... I thanks im going to tell my dad that one [hes a pastor] I thanks he would get a kick out of it

 

[garrett]

Re: Italian Boy's Confession

Slick!