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Maggie’s Italian pregnancy

SmokinAce

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Feb 9, 2010
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and
provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.



Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.



However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'



At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder
and tells him.







'You gonna try again.'
 
Re: Italian pregnancy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HeadSlash</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I thought it was going to be the old joke.
How do you get an Italian girl pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest. </div></div>

LOL Careful who you say that one to...
 
Re: Italian pregnancy

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HeadSlash</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I thought it was going to be the old joke.
How do you get an Italian girl pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest. </div></div>

LOL the first joke is pretty funny, but that one blows it out of the water.