Maggie’s It's dry in Texas

[One-Eyed Jack]

<span style="font-weight: bold">HOW DRY IS IT?</span>

A buddy out of Longview, TX said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Dime Box, TX said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Lake Palestine , TX they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Bryan, TX a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now That's Dry!

 

[JCH]

Re: It's dry in Texas

lol, those are some good ones.

 

[NTK]

Re: It's dry in Texas

Lol good ones.

 

[Chilo]

Re: It's dry in Texas

In Stephenville the milk cows are giving powdered milk

 

[Maggot]

Re: It's dry in Texas

Thats Texas. Good stuff, OEJ.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Re: It's dry in Texas

Hilarious.

 

[Sportin Wood]

Re: It's dry in Texas

I like the dog one...

 

[msiebert]

Re: It's dry in Texas

Too goddamn funny!!!!

 

[JimHanks]

Re: It's dry in Texas

You have to be from Texas to appreciate those. Good job.

 

[kennyg]

Re: It's dry in Texas

good stuff!

 

[2 dogs]

Re: It's dry in Texas

I saw a jackrabbit and a coyote sitting in the shade sharing a quart of gatorade....

 

[High Binder]

Re: It's dry in Texas

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jhTexas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You have to be from Texas to appreciate those. Good job. </div></div>

West Texas.

I'm from Austin and you can drown just walking out your door in the summer.