Jamaican Me HANGRY, or, Beef-patty Berserk Baby-laden Bronx Bitch Brutally Bat-smacks Bronx Bakery
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We must implement common sense regulations for bat ownership. Permits should be required to purchase and possess wooden bats...And there is absolutely no reason for any civilian to own a high-capacity aluminum assault bat. Those are designed for striking objects only and if people want to have them, they should join a professional baseball team. Think of the children.
And the local minorities wonder why they can't keep businesses like one of the largest hospitals from moving away from their community 
And a NFA type law must be put in place to monitor modifications of said wooden and aluminum weapons. Modifications such as nails and barbed wire cannot be allowed to occur and become unregistered weapons. If a law abiding citizen wants to pay an additional fee, let’s say $500 dollars, they can modify their bat after some long wait period.
Maybe we need to put red flag laws in place to reduce the amount of Pregnant on Non-Pregnant crime.
Man, you're uptight. It doesn't kill Jamaicans, for sure. Have a goat and a smile, Jack!
Right on. We are the new generation and we refuse to be intimidated by bat violence any longer.
And now, we must do our part to save the environment. Beef patties can ONLY be cooked in ovens fueled by human farts...
During the second world war, the Allies experimented with weaponizing bats (Chiroptera mammals).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
Managed to set a few of our own buildings on fire in the process of researching it, "wasted" almost $2 million, and then was scrubbed to focus on the A-bomb project. The prevailing notion was they were actually an extremely deadly and viable weapon against the Japanese homeland, and without the drawbacks of nuclear fallout.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
Managed to set a few of our own buildings on fire in the process of researching it, "wasted" almost $2 million, and then was scrubbed to focus on the A-bomb project. The prevailing notion was they were actually an extremely deadly and viable weapon against the Japanese homeland, and without the drawbacks of nuclear fallout.
That is fascinating history right there....That era saw a hell of a lot of highly unconventional weapons and medical/scientific experiments, ranging from unique to the absolutely bizarre and occult, like the stuff that was done in Nazi Germany.
The Japanese had a balloon-bomb program going and they managed to hit a few places in the US with their devices, from WA State all the way to Kansas. Fortunately, most of them detonated harmlessly. A few of them ignited forest fires in the Northwest. A family of six was killed in Oregon when they accidentally tripped one of the devices during a picnic outing. Another device even hit one of the Manhattan Project's facilities, in a most freak case of coincidence.
Article:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu-Go_balloon_bomb
Diversity isn't a strength, but nor is it a weakness. The issues are receiving too much chaff with the imported wheat, and the ingrained holy cow laziness of generation upon generation of welfare recipient.
I do love Jamaican and West Indian food. A goat roti with heavy curry is fantastic. Those beef patties are ALMOST worth breaking windows.
I'll eat goat if it's not curry, goat meat's good meat. I had to eat fucking Indian and Paki food (mostly curry) in England all the time, I hate that shit. If I wanted to eat rice as a main ingredient I would, I don't. A dressing of overseasoned goat meat does nothing to elevate such a dish in my opinion.
Goat tacos, chicken fried goat, London broil goat, goat kababs, sign me the fuck up. No curry.
Goat tacos, chicken fried goat, London broil goat, goat kababs, sign me the fuck up. No curry.
