Jeff goes to space. What will the outcome be?

[Maggot]

He leaves next Tuesday.

1. Jeff Bezos is going to space on first crewed flight of Blue ...​

   www.cnn.com › 2021/06/07 › tech
   Jun 07, 2021 · New York (CNN Business) Jeff Bezos will be flying to space on the first crewed flight of the New Shepard, the rocket ship made by his space company, Blue Origin. The flight is scheduled for July...

 

[PatMiles]

Who gives a shit one way or another?

 

[Maggot]

Who gives a shit one way or another?

Jeff?

 

[Jrb572]

What a shame it would be if the rocket blew up on take off.

 

[alpine44]

Sign the Petition

Do not allow Jeff Bezos to return to Earth

www.change.org

 

[candyx]

He pulls his pants down to slap his dick on the window in the spaceship so the entire universe can see it since his dick photo didn't takeoff on earth.

 

[Tchitcherine]

"He's out of his fucking mind, there's no way I'm getting on that ship!"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Aluminum shower....

Sirhr

 

[theLBC]

i wish it was a solo flight so i could hope for a crash.

 

[acudaowner]

you know they are all going up there so they can piss on the whole country from outer space they shit on it enough when they are here .

 

[Maggot]

He pulls his pants down to slap his dick on the window in the spaceship so the entire universe can see it since his dick photo didn't takeoff on earth.

I tried to alter the poll to include that but it wouldnt let me. Right now aliens is in the lead.

 

[Maggot]

I gotta say I do admire the man for (having the balls to) follow his dream this far. He's not just paying someone else to risk their life, hes putting his ass where his money is.

Like his brother said, "Theres no way Im getting on that thing." Im waiting for a teleporter.

 

[jakelly]

Wow NASA accidentally recorded over the telemetry data tapes and lost the knowledge of how to go to the moon, and even if they hadn’t accidentally recorded over the data, it’s wayyy too expensive to go back. But history’s wealthiest bookseller is putting himself in “space”. Absolutely unbelievable.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

In truth... I like Elon Musk. He gives no fucks. He has created... 100k jobs? In space and Ghey electric cars? He pulls no punches about libertarian views.

Compared to that schlong-gobbler Zuckerweenie or the Commie Rasputin Wannebe Google guy... most of the other Tech Maoists... Musk has his shit together. He has brought us back to space. He is advancing technology in a bunch of great ways. And by that I mean... not censoring or spying on you. Or trying to destroy your life and turn it into communism.

No... Musk is a good guy. Even if his Flamethrower sucked.

I hope he makes this flight and rocks it out in his giant flaming penis! 'Merika.

My 'bet' is that the swamp can't let him succeed. So his rocket will end up in a "pre-orbital injection rapid un-scheduled total vehicle disassembly terminating in sub-aqueous geo-stationary orbit" somewhere off the coast of Florida. Just like Challenger. Read that again. It's funny.

Sirhr

 

[Docsherm]

I want a write in answer:

Who cares?

 

[Maggot]

Wow NASA accidentally recorded over the telemetry data tapes and lost the knowledge of how to go to the moon, and even if they hadn’t accidentally recorded over the data, it’s wayyy too expensive to go back. But history’s wealthiest bookseller is putting himself in “space”. Absolutely unbelievable.

Expensive, yes, but if we really wanted to go to the moon again we could. Nothing to see there, why bother. Pink Floyd knew, Its all hidden on...

 

[jakelly]

I was saying that tongue in cheek. I think it’s a joke.

 

[loveha]

Outcome?
All I hear in my head is Space Oddity playing in my head lol.

 

[308pirate]

Who gives a shit one way or another?

I'd like to see him die in a fireball

 

[Thorny]

How much was spent on the Gemini and Apollo Missions? Compare that to one of the former space shuttle launches . And how much he is spending. Just wondering.

 

[Yasherka]

I'd like to see him die in a fireball

This.

Ideally he would burn up on reentry.

 

[308pirate]

This.

Ideally he would burn up on reentry.

I'll take anything as long as he doesn't return alive

 

[Maggot]

This.

Ideally he would burn up on reentry.

Cant do that. He's a liberal and that would add to the carbon footprint.

 

[Yasherka]

Cant do that. He's a liberal and that would add to the carbon footprint.

A mouse-fart in a hurricane compared to the ascent

 

[vh20]

This isn't the first time this bald-headed evil "genius" has been to space in a penis-shaped ship:

 

[Maser]

He sells the ISS on Amazon but reneges on the free expedited delivery on Prime.

 

[FatBoy]

You guys aren’t thinking outside the box. This is a set-up. He’s gonna be Carrier #1 for Space Coodies. The next worldwide pandemic in the making. It’s going to hit shortly before the elections when .gov realized nobody gives a shit about the D variant of COVID.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

He going up for the reptilian OS upgrade.

 

[Snipe260]

G. He chokes to death on captain Kirks cock!

 

[Maggot]

Looks like he made it.

1. Jeff Bezos Completes Successful Space Flight​

   www.msn.com › en-us › money
   4 hours ago · VAN HORN, Texas—Jeff Bezos and three passengers reached the edge of space and safely returned Tuesday morning after a flight of just over 10 minutes the billionaire businessman hopes will...

 

[BurtGummer]

How much was spent on the Gemini and Apollo Missions? Compare that to one of the former space shuttle launches . And how much he is spending. Just wondering.

Private sector is always cheaper than public sector graft and corruption and ineptness