VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
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> 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
> Marry It!
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> 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
> A battery has a positive side.
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> 3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
> Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
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> 4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
> Put a nipple on it.
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> 5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
> Because they think men care.
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> 6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
> Nothing, she's been told twice already.
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> 7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
> Made her chain too long
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> 8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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> 9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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> 10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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> 11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door,
> who do you let in first ?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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> 12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
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> 13 - Why do men die before their wives?
> Because they want to.VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
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> 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
> Marry It!
>
> 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
> A battery has a positive side.
>
> 3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
> Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
>
> 4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
> Put a nipple on it.
>
> 5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
> Because they think men care.
>
> 6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
> Nothing, she's been told twice already.
>
> 7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
> Made her chain too long
>
> 8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
>
> 9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>
> 10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
>
> 11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door,
> who do you let in first ?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>
> 12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
>
> 13 - Why do men die before their wives?
> Because they want to.VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
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