Received this in an email from my girlfriend, thought it pretty damn funny!
Subject: FW: The plain talking Irish
Date: Thu, 3 Dec 2009 23:51:37 -0700
Hey Irish, I thought you might get a smile out of this!
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LOVE THE PLAIN TALKING IRISH. SAY IT LIKE IT IS !!!
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'..
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'
six year-old boy shouted out:
" YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
"It's a curious race, the Irish."
Subject: FW: The plain talking Irish
Date: Thu, 3 Dec 2009 23:51:37 -0700
Hey Irish, I thought you might get a smile out of this!
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LOVE THE PLAIN TALKING IRISH. SAY IT LIKE IT IS !!!
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'..
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'
six year-old boy shouted out:
" YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
"It's a curious race, the Irish."
