Kicked while Im really Down.

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Well Back Surgery last Monday the 21st went fairly well right up to the point where the Nurses aid tripped over my Foley Catheter and tore it completely from my Wanker while still fully inflated. Needless to say they took very good care of me while in the hospital until Tuesday with the understanding that they knew they were in some pretty good legal trouble.

Now it wasn't until Thursday that the Cliche of "Kicking a Man while he is Down" really hit home. I woke up to my wife telling me she couldn't deal with taking care of me and that I needed to find somewhere else to go. Shortly after slowly getting out of bed I became aware that she had emptied our cash drawer of about 3k cash and had the police at my door telling me that I had to leave because of a domestic dispute.

Now keep in mind I can hardly stand much less dispute shit other than her steeling a few thousand in cash.

So it gets better. I am now at my buddies house recovering and the Sheriff comes to the door and serves me with Divorce papers at 9:30 Friday morning.

Pretty much had all I can handle the last 8 days and how I havent gone postal is beyond me.
 
#2
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Damn dude! I may have thought my life was f-d up, but now when I'm feeling down I'll just look to this thread and realize that everything's ok! The good people of the hide will always love ya...unless you're Maser
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#3
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Good god man! that is absolutely horrible. I wish you the best of luck with everything and I hope you have a speedy recovery from the surgery. Stay tough and keep to the high road, the wife will get her just desserts.
 
#4
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first they get ya in the shwantz and then in the wallet.... iam a young guy and by young i mean mid 20's and ever time i turn around people are getting divorced, makes me ask my self it its worth it.

i can relate to what your going threw, last april i shattered my right hip and cracked my left, i didnt know if i would even walk again... and the day after i came out of surgery a girl i was hoping to date split on me so. first things first, get over your current condition with your back, after that you can deal with every thing else, if i could smile so can you

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#6
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">first they get ya in the shwantz and then in the wallet.... iam a young guy and by young i mean mid 20's and ever time i turn around people are getting divorced, makes me ask my self it its worth it.

i can relate to what your going threw, last april i shattered my right hip and cracked my left, i didnt know if i would even walk again... and the day after i came out of surgery a girl i was hoping to date split on me so. first things first, get over your current condition with your back, after that you can deal with every thing else, if i could smile so can you

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Uhm... that's not your hip.
 
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lol i couldnt take a pic of my hip lol my back was freakin jammin couldnt hold the phone over to it besides you dont wanna see the scar lol its acrost my ass so
 
#9
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You can get through this. One day you'll be with a pretty young woman who is massaging the surgery scars and doing more pleasurable things to your wanker than ripping out catheters. She'll take your money too, but it will be agreed upon and expected. The only sheriff involvement will be bad luck and timing.

We call these women in our society "whores"...but I just refer to them as honest.

I suggest this place if your Spanish isn't passable enough to haggle. If you can say things like (no need to conjugate, they'll get it) "sin ropas", "Pagar despues", "todas posiciones", "sexo oral sin condo'n"...I recommend either this place( they used to have a whipped cream show, unsure if they still do) or if you are brave- "the alley" (primer callejon coahuila on google maps).

 
#10
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Damn! Sorry to hear about your bad luck. I hope you have a speedy recovery and as amicable/speedy divorce process as possible.

CavScout1983 - "I suggest this place if your Spanish isn't passable enough to haggle. If you can say things like (no need to conjugate, they'll get it) "sin ropas", "Pagar despues", "todas posiciones", "sexo oral sin condo'n"...I recommend either this place( they used to have a whipped cream show, unsure if they still do) or if you are brave- "the alley" (primer callejon coahuila on google maps)."

+1 on Adelita's. The warm embrace of a young gorgeous lady is good therapy and divertment. The alley is indeed for the brave.
Take care, hang in there and best of luck.
 
#11
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">first they get ya in the shwantz and then in the wallet.... iam a young guy and by young i mean mid 20's and ever time i turn around people are getting divorced, makes me ask my self it its worth it.

i can relate to what your going threw, last april i shattered my right hip and cracked my left, i didnt know if i would even walk again... and the day after i came out of surgery a girl i was hoping to date split on me so. first things first, get over your current condition with your back, after that you can deal with every thing else, if i could smile so can you



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This whole damn time I thought you was volunteering down at the Little League games! Your handle is very deceiving!
To the OP, tough row to hoe but you can do it. Been down the same road myself, just not the Wanker part of it thank God! Divorce sucks no matter how you slice it. You got lots of support here though. Folks are already pointing you to discreet houses of pleasure so you can plan ahead during your convalescence. Could lead to some kickass physical therapy?
 
#12
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Sorry for your luck, bro. I thought this stuff only happened to me. I wish you a speedy recovery. The rest of it's just gonna suck for awhile.
 
#14
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damn, I thought life was sucking for me at the moment, sorry for the streak of bad luck, Just think of it this way things have to even out with some good luck now. So after that shit you are going to win the lottery and have a playboy playmate fall for you.
 
#15
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Damn, man. I got sympathy pains when I read that first sentence.
Positive thoughts are being sent your way. Things have a way of coming back around on those who bring it on themselves. Take care of yourself, keep it all straight, recover, and you'll get a clear head and conscience. I'm sure it'll work out on the other end as deserved as well.
 
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Damm buddy.. what a fucking bitch.....

May I ask what was the surgery was for ?... The law has been changed over here. A woman cant simply kick a man out of his home on unsybstantiated evidence of domestic disputes....

Get yourself better first . That should be your first priority.. Then deal with her.
 
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Dude.....I hate to hear about your troubles, but what exactly did you do, that the Sheriff would try & make you move out of your house because of a "Domestic Dispute"....? Down here, unless there is a court order signed by a Judge, you ain't gotta go anywhere.....they can kiss your ass..
 
#18
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AJ sorry to hear your dilemma, and it is one for sure. As hard as it is to picture, time will heal both you and the scars your wife left you. What goes around comes around bro. Good luck to you man!!!
 
#19
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That there is the new definition of a bad week. Regardless, make sure the divorce is final before the settlement with the hospital is discussed...
 
#20
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Wow, thats a bad week man! Sorry for all youre ging through. I agree tho, here in Texas it takes more substantiation and a court order to get you out of the house. I woulda told her to piss off and SHE can leave.
 
#21
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I had a completely different picture of you in my head.
 
#25
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Get a lawyer and file a counter-suit for mental cruelty. Find out who she's banging and for how long. Get pictures and document everything. Cut all financial ties; ie: credit cards, joint credit accounts, even utilities in your name. If the house is in your name(assuming you are a homeowner), put it on the market to sell. Don't give any money to her unless the court orders it. Stick by close friends so they can keep you from going OJ on her sorry ass.
 
#27
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Op, that sucks! Sorry to hear that. Take a look at the wildhorse outside of reno, nv best whores house I have seen.

On a side note, call every attorney for a hundred miles, if you talk to them for one minute they can't be her attorney. Hire a pi found everything out and hang her with it.

Good luck stay strong.
 
#29
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You have to focus on you. To hell with that bitch. She showed you her true colors. Cut her loose as swiftly as possible and never look back. You'll be surprised how much hell you can endure. Just focus on taking care of you. Everything else is just details.
 
#30
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I had a completely different picture of you in my head. </div></div>

Maser's brother? or cousin?
 
#31
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: G.Ruff</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get a lawyer and file a counter-suit for mental cruelty. Find out who she's banging and for how long. Get pictures and document everything. Cut all financial ties; ie: credit cards, joint credit accounts, even utilities in your name. If the house is in your name(assuming you are a homeowner), put it on the market to sell. Don't give any money to her unless the court orders it. Stick by close friends so they can keep you from going OJ on her sorry ass.</div></div>

Not sure how it works in Alabama...but in some states, that entire paragraph would be a huge no-no since the papers are already served to him.

Where's Graham with his golden rule about internet law advice?
 
#33
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if she was really vindictive she would file a trumped up battery charge with domestic violence as a kicker. then it would be all over
no guns no nothing period
 
#34
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYshooter338$</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shot In The Dark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I had a completely different picture of you in my head. </div></div>

Maser's brother? or cousin? </div></div>

no clue what your talking about
 
#35
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: gbp</div><div class="ubbcode-body">if she was really vindictive she would file a trumped up battery charge with domestic violence as a kicker. then it would be all over
no guns no nothing period </div></div>

A simple restraining order would do the job just fine. The OP is guilty already in the minds of the police and a judge so if she went down that road it would be a slam dunk open and shut case. No more guns.
 
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how can she put a restraining order against him in his condition, i dont get it, not like he can do a whole lot of walking or any of that..

i know your just trying to point that out about no more guns but iam just saying. like when i broke my hip i couldnt even drive how could i be a threat to some one....

a cop would have looked at me and just laughed
 
#37
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WOW!! I was waiting on the punchline until I noticed you were being serious. God sometimes tests us to show us what we are made of. Sounds like you need to get a PI to follow the soon to be ex around, that's about one of the coldest things I've ever heard. Take care of yourself, force a smile to your face because when the shock of it all wears off you'll realize how f'ing lucky you are to rid her from your life regardless of cost.
 
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well its grand I got to see the guy who made gun racks and nice one at that black ump that is I hope the gent in the main post comes out my old lady would like to ditch me to till see found out I was the one with the money and came back with the kids a week later with her tail between her legs at 53 I am starting to hate ladys oh well put up with it
 
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Sorry to here about the bull crap. I came home from work back in 1979 and found a note saying see ya along with my 9 month old kids stuff packed and accounts drained. I stayed single untill 2003. The next time you think you are ready for another wife go back and have the nurse yank another inflated catheter out of your cank to get you head back on right again.
 
#42
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how can she put a restraining order against him in his condition, i dont get it, not like he can do a whole lot of walking or any of that..

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The courts don't care about that. Remember ROs also guard from phone calls....
 
#43
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I agree with watching for the rummage sale, some people can be vindictive.

My dad's wife left after he had back surgery, didn't want to take care of him...it sucks. It leaves bitterness behind beyond belief - my dad still rants about that and it's been 20 years.
 
#45
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Being in the military I will not say that I have seen it all since I am still amazed daily by the stupid crap that goes on!

I can not imagine what you are dealing with and I pray I never have to!

I hope that things work out for the better for you!!!!
I believe in karma, so she'll get hers one day wether it is something bad happeneing or when she meets our maker!

I wish you the best!
 
#47
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AverageJoe- I encourage you to read this when you have time. Perhaps it will put things in perspective and allow you to know that you can get through this. I am not making lite of your situation in comparison to the young Soldier's situation but rather, hoping to shed light on the most important thing I've learned in dealing with my own issues:

If you are alive, you are lucky. Anything negative that happens, is a lesson. Anything positive that happens, is I feel, a reward for having learned a lesson or a set up to learn one.
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Plug your ears near the Sirens, they have bested the fiercest of warriors with their song. The Cyclops is rarely a legitimate worry because he presents an obvious threat. I'm more concerned with the not so obvious these days.
 
#48
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Wow,CavScout.What a tough,brave man.I read the whole thing,it sure makes most of our problems seem simple.To the OP,hang in there bro,it will get better.What happened to your back?Do you have a job waiting?Good Luck to ya, Pete
 
#49
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You got friends and support here...and we won't take your cash or serve you divorce papers. If $3k and divorce papers got her out of your hair/life, you can actually consider yourself somewhat fortunate. The motto 'its cheaper to keep her' isn't always true. Sorry to hear about the catheter experience, I hope you have a fast recovery.
 
#50
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Jesus! That is some story! And I though my situation was bad. Sorry to hear about your shitty luck man, at least you can sue the hospital and get some of the money that your ex will be taking from you back.
 
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