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Good for the octopus.....wish it has suckered her whining mouth closed. She's lucky it didn't bite her nose off.
Yeah....I'm def a fan of the octopus winning here.
Yeah....I'm def a fan of the octopus winning here.
She was unsuccessful in making a sammich. And her high pitched whinny voice.
2 of 10 at best.
2 of 10 at best.
That's a pretty low bar, for the dolphin.
The Cajuns of South Louisiana have it figured out.
So is an undrilled bowling ball . . . that's bar is lower than a snake's belly that's stuck in a wagon wheel rut!
Too nice.
well one thing is for sure it's smarter than that dumb ass woman lol when in doubt fight like your life depends on it till the last .shame its beak did not get a hold of her that would have been funnier .
I have more of a hankering for an Asian massage...
Sirhr
Sirhr
Ah....that's squid. But WTF.....Cephalopod diversity is now a woke thing! haha
Personally, I like my bait deep fried with some marinara.
But remember, mollusks lives matter....well,to mollusks at least.
I also like it deep fried with panko but with a lime sauce.Ah....that's squid. But WTF.....Cephalopod diversity is now a woke thing! haha
Personally, I like my bait deep fried with some marinara.
But remember, mollusks lives matter....well,to mollusks at least.
I got my nerve up for an asian massage once, also had a mean crick in my neck that sealed the deal. This is in pittsburg, i go in and a cute little asian chick in barley legible english asks me hard or soft? Im like, hard. This tiny chick proceeds to knife elbow me into submission... the only happy ending was when it finally stopped... worst part was the crick was full blown hell after that and i was out 100 bucks....
Just be careful what you shop for in Thailand... Instead of snapper, you might get eel...
Just ask @1J04 . Oh, wait... that was the Philippines, wasn't it? And involved an animal shelter and a YWCA... of sorts.
Sirhr
Well, it's Pittsburgh. You are luck you didn't get this...
I believe that the masseuse above is Miss Turkey, 1997... Got beat for Best Moustache that year by Miss Lebanon.
SIrhr
OK, so is this Dudes Post Their Ls?
I saw more fat drunk karens there than anything else. Women that would jump your ass for opening a door for them or saying ma'am god forbid.
If its funny im gonna tell it, i dont have any shame and ive banged way hot chicks in my life. It all evens out, this may be the butterfly wing that cause me to scratch that asian fetish later.
The first girl I ever had a lot of sex with, not like once in a while at a party, but like at her house fucking constantly sex, was Chinese from a super conservative Chinese family. She was crazy. I think she had a mental breakdown well before high school was over. Hot though. Good times. Well worth it.
Please contact Robert Kraft, I'm sure he could hook you up with a good place.
A small soap dish is smarter than Biden. C'mon man!
There was a shop in one of the casinos in Vegas that had the best damn raw octopus I've ever had. I normally don't like that shit because it's chewy and usually fried, but this stuff was great with the weird sauce it came with.
Good raw oysters, too. I ain't eating a live one, though. That's retarded.
Good raw oysters, too. I ain't eating a live one, though. That's retarded.
I bet your wife is pretty unhappy.
Must not have been that painful, she made sure the camera caught it all.
Thanks. That was interested, esp. that females prefer larger male. Size matters in their world too lol.
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