Fun Facts About Terrorist
1) Terrorists practice a radical form of Islam: Twice the murdering, half the bathing.
2) They enjoy blowing themselves up, and we enjoy blowing them up. You'd think we'd get along better.
3) Their favorite military hero is Napolen Blownapart.
4) They will riot and kill each other over a few stupid cartoons. We should make more of those.
5) Terrorists want to sneak explosive liquids onto airplanes. If you see any children on your flight, tackle them and confiscate their juice boxes.
6) Our latest intelligence indicates that the Koran is really just a bomb-making manual.
7) The word "martyr" is just a fancy name for "crappy fighter".
8) If a guy is being overly sensitive to racial profiling, he may be a terrorist. Strangle him with your shoelaces just in case.
9) Terrorists act all hurt if you draw Mohammed, flush a Koran, or bomb Mecca. What babies.
10) They hate us for our freedom and our large American penises.
1) Terrorists practice a radical form of Islam: Twice the murdering, half the bathing.
2) They enjoy blowing themselves up, and we enjoy blowing them up. You'd think we'd get along better.
3) Their favorite military hero is Napolen Blownapart.
4) They will riot and kill each other over a few stupid cartoons. We should make more of those.
5) Terrorists want to sneak explosive liquids onto airplanes. If you see any children on your flight, tackle them and confiscate their juice boxes.
6) Our latest intelligence indicates that the Koran is really just a bomb-making manual.
7) The word "martyr" is just a fancy name for "crappy fighter".
8) If a guy is being overly sensitive to racial profiling, he may be a terrorist. Strangle him with your shoelaces just in case.
9) Terrorists act all hurt if you draw Mohammed, flush a Koran, or bomb Mecca. What babies.
10) They hate us for our freedom and our large American penises.
